59. Staci Jacobs Was In All The Choirs

Choir girl, awkward child, and ex-Sex and the City tour guide Staci Jacobs joins us from her quarantine pad in NYC to play FYIS. For first period we go to "Ometries" class because Kelly likes to play on the guest's weaknesses, and Staci admitted to hating Trigonometry and Geometry. Then Lindsey takes us to Choir for a game called "Sing Out, Louise!", which Kelly is surprised to discover has nothing to do with Gypsy Rose Blanchard, who killed her abusive, Munchausen-Syndrome-by-proxy mother. (It will all make sense in the end. Maybe.)

In Recess we go behind the scenes of the Sex and the City tour bus as Lindsey and Staci relive their glory days of sexual revolutions and stabbings. Staci also reads to us from her childhood diary.

To round out the day, we go to Anatomy class for a game called "Tiny Bones That Make A Big Difference" in honor of the microscopic wrist bone Staci broke in high school that promptly ended her cheerleading career after one day. Then we learn all about eagles in "The Eagle Report" for Science class, in honor of the Eagle mascot Staci became (also for only one day) when her cheerleading dreams came to a crashing end. 

Will Staci win with the most number of points ever in FYIS herstory? Yes. She wins it all. And we love her so much we're not even bitter about it.

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