Colossus with feet of clay

Messi and Ronaldo are out of the Champions League, with the latter facing a bit of a backlash in Turin. Erling Haaland will be in the last 8 after another monstrous display. But he continues to be let down by his defence. If only Dortmund had Pepe. Liverpool stay alive in the Champions League too – does their entire season now boil down to their European games? We preview a big weekend in the Premier League, including the North London derby, Bielsa v Tuchel and David Moyes’s return to Old Trafford. Does his time as United deserve reappraisal? Plus Parkertoni, Team GB memories and taking the bins out RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1a: This time last year (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Messi and Ronaldo out of the Champions League (04m 30s)  • PART 2a: Dortmund scrape past Sevilla (21m 00s) • PART 2b: Liverpool see off Leipzig (27m 30s) • PART 3: Women’s Champions League latest (36m 00s) • PART 4a: Arsenal v Spurs preview (40m 00s) • PART 4b: Man Utd v West Ham preview (44m 30s) • PART 5a: Leeds v Chelsea preview (49m 30s) • PART 5b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (53m 30s) • PART 6: The odds with Carl Monaghan from Paddy Power (61m 30s) • PART 7: Karen’s Team GB memories (63m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC AND GET 30% OFF: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices