75. Anastasia Washington is the Goth Show Choir Queen

This week we welcome comedian, writer, podcaster and LA native, Anastasia Washington.

In honor of her podcast, Cereal Killer, we start our day off in Nutrition class where we learn everything we never wanted to know about cereal. Seriously, if you are still eating this stuff, you should probably stop because, sugar. SO MUCH SUGAR, PEOPLE!

Then Kelly lightens the mood in Psychology Class with a serial killer game where we learn that Lindsey knows literally nothing about serial killers and honestly, she'd like to keep it that way. Side note: If you were going to kill someone, we'd love to know how you'd do it. Email us at fyouimsmarter@gmail.com. Don't be afraid to get creative!

We then head over to recess where we hear a few embarrassing stories about Anastasia's childhood and teenage years that hurt. No, seriously. She fell down not ONE flight of stairs, but TWO. 

Because Anastasia was involved in her school's Newspaper Club, for Newspaper Class, Lindsey breaks down some of the most iconic news headlines of all time. We promise they aren't all depressing. Just most of them are. Oh! And special shout out to baby Jessica in the well if she's listening. How's it going down there?

Then, for our last class, Kelly takes us to Film Class where we do a deep dive into Chinese Martial Arts Films and unfortunately, Lindsey knows literally nothing about Chinese Martial Arts or anything really. 

Will Lindsey school the ladies with her serious cereal knowledge? Will Kelly kill in the serial killer game? Will Anastasia come off as funny, kind, silly and way smarter than Kelly, Lindsey and Kelly and Lindsey combined? Listen to find out. 

Check out Anastasia's One Woman Show March 24th Here: https://www.tickettailor.com/events/whitefiretheatre/482109

Check Out Anastasia Here: https://linktr.ee/anastasiawash

Watch FYIS on Youtube: https://youtu.be/4JSohjFDlIY

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Show theme provided by Mike Etten:

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Here are some great resources to support victims and survivors of Anti-Asian hate crimes and sexual violence:

Stop AAPI Hate: https://stopaapihate.org/

AAPI Women Lead: https://www.imreadymovement.org/

Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/

Monsoon Asians and Pacific Islanders in Solidarity:  https://monsooniowa.org/

National Organization of Asians and Pacific Islanders Ending Sexual Violence: https://napiesv.org/

Womankind: https://www.iamwomankind.org/