Damn y'all, we might not show it, but this decade been REALLY giving us brain damage.
Today! We hold our Inaugural Annual Arbitrary Awards. We honor those who served tf out of this decade and those who annoyed tf out of this decade. Unfortunately, this is edited for time so we'll also be posting all nominees and winners on our social media. Argue with us then!
Opening Music
11.12.29 SBS Gayo Daejun | SM Orchestra
The Categories for 2019's Arbitrary Awards
Most Iconic Boy Group
Most Iconic Girl Group
Rookie of the Decade
Album of the Decade
Comeback of the Decade
Songwriter of the Decade
Best Military Serve
Best Trainee
Most Anti-black
Most Ethnic Hip
Most Silent on the Track
Stylist with the Most Days Off
Strongest Scalp in Kpop
HM: Healthy Scalp Catfish
Oldest Man.
Worst Discography
Best Fire Sign Catfish
Corniest Cornball
Most Likely to be Robbed
Most Likely to Rob
Most Likely to be a Cashier at a McDonalds
Weakest Scalp in Kpop
Most Likely to Hate Men
Most Likely Lesbian
Whitest Man in Kpop
Most Spiteful of Company's CEO
Maknae of the Decade
Most Memetic
Misogynist of the Decade
Most Likely Company to be OK with Slavery
Most Likely to be a Dictator of a Small Nation
Dancer of the Decade
Best Female and Best Male Pop Vocalist
Best Female and Best Male R&B Vocalist
Best Lipsyncher
Skinniest
Loudest Bones Cracking on the Track
Most Weathered by Kpop
Least Weathered by Kpop
Most Brainless Fandom
Worst SMTM Bars
Best 6'0" and Above Catfish
Most Likely to Hate Kpop Critical
Least Likely to Hate Kpop Critical
Motown of the Decade
Honorary Jackson Family Award
Special thanks to @YaaMazz and @ahomari_ on Twitter and @taey0nce, @samtalebitch & @treisure13 on Instagram!
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