Comedy
Woke Ice Cream and Secret Racism
This is The Babylon Bee Weekly for the week of April 16, 2021.
Kyle and Ethan talk about the weirdest of news like the Pentagon developing a microchip to detect Covid-19 symptoms before they arise and all the ways you could be a racist and not even know it. After that, they examine how ice cream is trying to dismantle the police and how video games are putting in disabled women as World War 2 soldiers. As always, we end in delicious hate mail that our bold CEO Seth Dillon responded to while swimming in his pool of $100 bills.
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Weird News
Groom's Mom Discovers Bride Is Her Long-Lost Daughter On Wedding Day
Two Men Arrested In India For Using Monkeys To Steal Cash From Unsuspecting Victims
Police Bust Mattress Factory Using Discarded Masks Instead Of Cotton To Fill Their Mattresses
Cat Rescued After 18 Days Stuck In Arkansas Tree
Co-Founder Of BLM Just Bought a $1.4 million L.A. "compound" In A Rich, Largely White Neighborhood
David Hogg Drops Pillow Venture He Launched During Spat With Mike Lindell
Steak-Umm Takes Out Neil DeGrasse Tyson AT THE KNEES In Epic Tweet Storm
Chicago Car Thief Participates In Zoom Court Hearing For Stealing A Car From Inside Another Stolen Car
The Pentagon Has Developed A Microchip That Goes Under Your Skin And Can Detect Covid-19 Before Symptoms Arise.
Idaho Man Stacks 34 Bars Of Wet Soap For Guinness World Record
10 Signs You Might Be A Secret Racist
Most Bizarre Companies That Have Gone Woke
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