Mark and Jon Hickman are joined by Jon Bounds to continue pawing through the J section of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
Jaglan Beta
Jaglan Beta is second out from the star Jaglan, near the Axle Nebula (and no, Jon, this isn’t a real place). We know three things about it: it has cold moons so it’s useful to wrap a towel around you to keep you warm, Ford once saw a star buggy smash into its third moon, and there’s a song called “I Left My Leg in Jaglan Beta”.
Janx Spirit
“Oh don’t give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit No, don’t you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die Won’t you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit”
John Lloyd
Jon Lloyd co-wrote episodes 5 and 6 of the first radio series, and worked with Adams on the Meaning of Liff among other projects.
Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses
The Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses are specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.
Journalism
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is a powerful organ. Indeed, its influence is so prodigious that strict rules have had to be drawn up by its editorial staff to prevent its misuse. So none of its field researchers are allowed to accept any kind of services, discounts or preferential treatment of any kind in return for editorial favours unless:
a) they have made a bona fide attempt to pay for a service in the normal way; b) their lives would be otherwise in danger; c) they really want to.
Judgmental Supremacy, Judiciary Pag, LIVR (the Learned, Impartial and Very Relaxed)
Judgmental Supremacy, Judiciary Pag, the Learned, Impartial and Very Relaxed is the galactic warcrimes judge who sentenced the people of Krikkit to life in a slow-time envelope.
Links
Old Janx Spirit - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcS6WduFkYs)
Brummie Baywatch - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7y8O-kgrQA)
John Lloyd - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0516032/?ref_=nv_sr_5)
Spitting Image - Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitting_Image)
(15) Spitting Image - Tony Blair Interview - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyDBsMi7WE8)
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