RJ Movie Podcast 1 - Shrek Part I

In this episode, we'll learn a lot of words using the first 10 minutes of Shrek. Enjoy!

Link to support the podcast:

https://hamibash.com/rjpodcast

Link to download the movie:

https://my-film.pw/shrek-2001.html

Vocabulary that we'll learn in this podcast:

1. Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.
2. she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort
3. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison but none prevailed.
4. Like that's ever gonna happen.
5. Hold on.
6. it'll grind your bones for its bread.
7. I warn ya!
8. And stay out!
9. Wanted. Fairy tale creatures.
10. I'll never be stubborn again.
11. Oh, shut up.
12. I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.
13. go ahead, little fella.
14. He's really quite a chatterbox.
15. Get her out of my sight.
16. Seize him!
17. They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods.
18. And I'm not goin' out there by myself.
19. I'll stick with you.
20. If you don't mind me sayin',
21. Why are you following me?
22. It's no wonder you don't have any friends.

The text of the first 10 minutes:

1

00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:52,569

[Man] "Once upon a time

there was a lovely princess.

2

00:00:52,639 --> 00:00:56,405

"But she had an enchantment

upon her of a fearful sort...

3

00:00:56,509 --> 00:01:01,378

"which could only be broken

by love's first kiss.

4

00:01:01,447 --> 00:01:03,847

"She was locked away

in a castle...

5

00:01:03,917 --> 00:01:08,115

"guarded by a terrible

fire-breathing dragon.

6

00:01:08,188 --> 00:01:12,557

"Many brave knights had attempted

to free her from this dreadful prison,

7

00:01:12,625 --> 00:01:15,389

"but none prevailed.

8

00:01:15,461 --> 00:01:17,656

"She waited in

the dragon's keep...

9

00:01:17,730 --> 00:01:20,665

"in the highest room

of the tallest tower...

10

00:01:20,733 --> 00:01:25,261

for her true love

and true love's first kiss."

11

00:01:25,371 --> 00:01:28,340

[Laughing]

Like that's ever gonna happen.

12

00:01:28,441 --> 00:01:32,207

- [Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes]

- What a load of...

13

00:01:32,278 --> 00:01:36,874

# Somebody once told me

the world is gonna roll me #

14

00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:40,909

# I ain't the sharpest tool

in the shed #

15

00:01:40,987 --> 00:01:45,924

# She was lookin'kind of dumb

with her finger and her thumb #

16

00:01:45,992 --> 00:01:49,689

# In the shape of an "L"

on her forehead #

17

00:01:49,762 --> 00:01:52,697

# The years start comin'

and they don't stop comin'#

18

00:01:52,765 --> 00:01:55,598

# Fed to the rules

and I hit the ground runnin'#

19

00:01:55,668 --> 00:01:57,966

# Didn't make sense

not to live for fun #

20

00:01:58,037 --> 00:02:00,232

# Your brain gets smart

but your head gets dumb #

21

00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:02,274

# So much to do

So much to see #

22

00:02:02,342 --> 00:02:04,936

# So what's wrong with

takin'the backstreets #

23

00:02:05,011 --> 00:02:07,036

# You'll never know

if you don't go #

24

00:02:07,146 --> 00:02:09,580

# You'll never shine

if you don't glow #

25

00:02:09,649 --> 00:02:11,583

# Hey, now

You're an all-star #

26

00:02:11,651 --> 00:02:14,085

# Get your game on, go play #

27

00:02:14,153 --> 00:02:18,089

# Hey, now, you're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid #

28

00:02:18,157 --> 00:02:22,093

# And all that

glitters is gold #

29

00:02:22,195 --> 00:02:27,599

# Only shootin'stars

break the mold #

30

00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:29,658

# It's a cool place

and they say it gets colder #

31

00:02:29,736 --> 00:02:31,966

# You're bundled up now

but wait till you get older #

32

00:02:32,038 --> 00:02:34,131

# But the meteor men

beg to differ #

33

00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,174

# Judging by the hole

in the satellite picture #

34

00:02:36,242 --> 00:02:38,972

# The ice we skate

is gettin'pretty thin #

35

00:02:39,045 --> 00:02:41,013

# The water's getting warm

so you might as well swim #

36

00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,014

# My world's on fire

How 'bout yours #

37

00:02:43,082 --> 00:02:45,710

# That's the way I like it

and I'll never get bored #

38

00:02:45,818 --> 00:02:48,446

- # Hey, now, you're an all-star #

- [Shouting]

39

00:02:48,554 --> 00:02:52,149

# Get your game on, go play #

40

00:02:52,225 --> 00:02:55,319

# Hey, now, you're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid #

41

00:02:55,428 --> 00:02:59,159

# And all that

glitters is gold #

42

00:02:59,232 --> 00:03:04,169

# Only shootin'stars

break the mold #

43

00:03:04,237 --> 00:03:06,728

[Belches]

44

00:03:08,074 --> 00:03:10,008

- Go!

- Go!

45

00:03:10,076 --> 00:03:13,170

- [Record Scratching]

- Go. Go. Go.

46

00:03:13,279 --> 00:03:15,804

# Hey, now

You're an all-star #

47

00:03:15,882 --> 00:03:19,010

# Get your game on, go play #

48

00:03:19,085 --> 00:03:23,317

# Hey, now, you're a rock star

Get the show on, get paid #

49

00:03:23,423 --> 00:03:27,325

# And all that

glitters is gold #

50

00:03:27,393 --> 00:03:32,626

# Only shootin'stars

break the mold #

51

00:03:37,403 --> 00:03:40,634

- Think it's in there?

- All right. Let's get it!

52

00:03:40,707 --> 00:03:43,471

Whoa. Hold on. Do you know

what that thing can do to you?

53

00:03:43,576 --> 00:03:46,545

Yeah, it'll grind

your bones for its bread.

54

00:03:46,612 --> 00:03:50,548

[Laughs] Yes, well, actually,

that would be a giant.

55

00:03:50,616 --> 00:03:54,677

Now, ogres...

They're much worse.

56

00:03:54,754 --> 00:03:57,655

They'll make a suit

from your freshly peeled skin.

57

00:03:57,757 --> 00:03:59,850

- No!

- They'll shave your liver.

58

00:03:59,926 --> 00:04:03,225

Squeeze the jelly

from your eyes!

59

00:04:03,296 --> 00:04:05,821

- Actually, it's quite good on toast.

- Back! Back, beast!

60

00:04:05,898 --> 00:04:08,025

Back! I warn ya!

61

00:04:10,937 --> 00:04:14,373

- [Gasping]

- Right.

62

00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,204

[Roaring]

63

00:04:17,276 --> 00:04:22,043

- [Shouting]

- [Roaring]

64

00:04:22,115 --> 00:04:25,448

[Roaring Continues]

65

00:04:25,518 --> 00:04:29,113

[Shouting Continues]

66

00:04:29,188 --> 00:04:33,716

[Whispers] This is the part

where you run away.

67

00:04:33,793 --> 00:04:37,058

- [Gasping]

- [Laughs]

68

00:04:37,130 --> 00:04:40,463

[Laughing]

69

00:04:40,533 --> 00:04:43,525

And stay out!

70

00:04:45,471 --> 00:04:48,497

"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."

71

00:04:50,176 --> 00:04:52,076

[Sighs]

72

00:04:53,946 --> 00:04:56,380

[Man's Voice]

All right. This one's full.

73

00:04:56,582 --> 00:04:59,142

- Take it away!

- [Gasps]

74

00:04:59,218 --> 00:05:03,120

- Move it along. Come on! Get up!

- Next!

75

00:05:03,189 --> 00:05:06,124

Give me that!

Your flying days are over.

76

00:05:06,192 --> 00:05:08,786

That's 20 pieces of silver

for the witch. Next!

77

00:05:08,861 --> 00:05:11,591

- Get up! Come on!

- Twenty pieces.

78

00:05:11,697 --> 00:05:14,097

- [Thudding]

- Sit down there!

79

00:05:14,167 --> 00:05:16,635

- Keep quiet!

- [Crying]

80

00:05:16,702 --> 00:05:19,637

This cage is too small.

81

00:05:19,705 --> 00:05:21,764

Please don't turn me in.

I'll never be stubborn again.

82

00:05:21,841 --> 00:05:23,832

I can change.

Please! Give me another chance!

83

00:05:23,910 --> 00:05:26,344

- Oh, shut up.

- Oh!

- Next!

84

00:05:26,412 --> 00:05:29,313

- What have you got?

- This little wooden puppet.

85

00:05:29,382 --> 00:05:34,319

I'm not a puppet.

I'm a real boy.

86

00:05:34,387 --> 00:05:36,719

Five shillings

for the possessed toy.

87

00:05:36,823 --> 00:05:38,916

- Take it away.

- Father, please!

Don't let them do this!

88

00:05:38,991 --> 00:05:40,891

- Help me!

- Next. What have you got?

89

00:05:40,993 --> 00:05:43,621

- Well, I've got a talking donkey.

- [Grunts]

90

00:05:43,729 --> 00:05:48,257

Right. Well, that's good for

ten shillings, if you can prove it.

91

00:05:48,367 --> 00:05:52,303

Oh, go ahead, little fella.

92

00:05:52,371 --> 00:05:54,305

Well?

93

00:05:54,373 --> 00:05:57,035

Oh, oh, he's just...

He's just a little nervous.

94

00:05:57,143 --> 00:06:01,136

He's really quite a chatterbox.

Talk, you boneheaded dolt...

95

00:06:01,214 --> 00:06:03,774

- That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!

- No, no, he talks!

96

00:06:03,850 --> 00:06:07,980

He does. I can talk.

I love to talk.

97

00:06:08,054 --> 00:06:10,989

I'm the talkingest

damn thing you ever saw.

98

00:06:11,057 --> 00:06:13,617

- Get her out of my sight.

- No, no!

99

00:06:13,726 --> 00:06:18,163

I swear! Oh!

He can talk!

100

00:06:18,231 --> 00:06:20,358

[Gasps]

101

00:06:20,466 --> 00:06:22,832

Hey! I can fly!

102

00:06:22,902 --> 00:06:24,529

- He can fly!

- He can fly!

103

00:06:24,637 --> 00:06:27,663

- He can talk!

- Ha, ha! That's right, fool!

104

00:06:27,773 --> 00:06:30,003

Now I'm a flying,

talking donkey.

105

00:06:30,076 --> 00:06:32,704

You might have seen a housefly,

maybe even a superfly,

106

00:06:32,778 --> 00:06:35,838

but I bet you ain't

never seen a donkey fly.

107

00:06:35,915 --> 00:06:37,849

Ha, ha!

108

00:06:37,917 --> 00:06:39,851

Uh-oh.

109

00:06:39,919 --> 00:06:42,183

[Grunts]

110

00:06:42,255 --> 00:06:44,189

Seize him!

111

00:06:46,159 --> 00:06:48,957

After him!

He's getting away!

112

00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:56,733

[Grunts, Gasps]

113

00:06:56,802 --> 00:06:59,999

[Man]

Get him! This way! Turn!

114

00:07:05,278 --> 00:07:07,542

You there. Ogre!

115

00:07:07,647 --> 00:07:09,911

Aye?

116

00:07:09,982 --> 00:07:14,078

By the order of Lord Farquaad,

I am authorized to place

you both under arrest...

117

00:07:14,187 --> 00:07:19,750

and transport you to

a designated... resettlement facility.

118

00:07:19,825 --> 00:07:23,852

Oh, really?

You and what army?

119

00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:28,891

[Gasps, Whimpering]

120

00:07:28,968 --> 00:07:30,868

[Chuckles]

121

00:07:34,674 --> 00:07:36,642

Can I say something to you?

122

00:07:36,742 --> 00:07:40,075

Listen, you was really, really somethin'

back there. Incredible!

123

00:07:40,146 --> 00:07:45,914

Are you talkin' to...

me? Whoa!

124

00:07:45,985 --> 00:07:49,944

Yes, I was talkin' to you. Can I

tell you that you was great back there?

Those guards!

125

00:07:50,022 --> 00:07:52,752

They thought they was all of that.

Then you showed up, and bam!

126

00:07:52,858 --> 00:07:54,792

They was trippin' over themselves

like babes in the woods.

127

00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:56,794

That really made me

feel good to see that.

128

00:07:56,862 --> 00:07:59,922

- Oh, that's great. Really.

- Man, it's good to be free.

129

00:07:59,999 --> 00:08:05,562

Now, why don't you go celebrate your

freedom with your own friends? Hmm?

130

00:08:05,671 --> 00:08:08,936

But, uh, I don't

have any friends.

131

00:08:09,008 --> 00:08:11,670

And I'm not goin'

out there by myself.

132

00:08:11,777 --> 00:08:14,337

Hey, wait a minute! I got

a great idea! I'll stick with you.

133

00:08:14,413 --> 00:08:16,347

You're a mean,

green, fiightin' machine.

134

00:08:16,415 --> 00:08:18,576

Together we'll scare

the spit out of anybody that crosses us.

135

00:08:20,052 --> 00:08:22,919

[Roaring]

136

00:08:22,989 --> 00:08:25,651

Oh, wow!

That was really scary.

137

00:08:25,758 --> 00:08:29,489

If you don't mind me sayin',

if that don't work, your breath

certainly will get the job done,

138

00:08:29,562 --> 00:08:32,656

'cause you definitely

need some Tic Tacs or something,

'cause your breath stinks!

139

00:08:32,765 --> 00:08:35,962

You almost burned the hair

outta my nose,

140

00:08:36,035 --> 00:08:38,868

just like the time...

[Mumbling]

141

00:08:38,938 --> 00:08:42,669

Then I ate some rotten berries.

I had strong gases eking out

of my butt that day.

142

00:08:42,775 --> 00:08:45,471

Why are you following me?

143

00:08:46,612 --> 00:08:49,137

I'll tell you why.

144

00:08:49,215 --> 00:08:52,150

# 'Cause I'm all alone #

145

00:08:52,218 --> 00:08:55,984

# There's no one here

beside me #

146

00:08:56,055 --> 00:08:59,718

# My problems

have all gone #

147

00:08:59,825 --> 00:09:03,158

# There's no one

to deride me #

148

00:09:03,229 --> 00:09:05,197

# But you gotta have friends... #

149

00:09:05,298 --> 00:09:08,358

Stop singing!

150

00:09:08,434 --> 00:09:10,459

It's no wonder

you don't have any friends.

151

00:09:10,569 --> 00:09:14,164

Wow. Only a true friend

would be that cruelly honest.

152

00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:18,336

Listen, little donkey.

Take a look at me. What am I?

153

00:09:19,412 --> 00:09:21,346

Uh...

154

00:09:23,215 --> 00:09:26,514

- Really tall?

- No! I'm an ogre.

155

00:09:26,585 --> 00:09:29,748

You know.

"Grab your torch and pitchforks."

156

00:09:29,855 --> 00:09:31,846

Doesn't that bother you?

157

00:09:31,957 --> 00:09:34,050

Nope.

158

00:09:34,126 --> 00:09:37,027

- Really?

- Really, really.

159

00:09:37,096 --> 00:09:40,224

- Oh.

- Man, I like you. What's your name?

160

00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:43,996

Uh, Shrek.

161

00:09:44,070 --> 00:09:47,369

Shrek? Well, you know

what I like about you, Shrek?

162

00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:50,466

You got that kind of

l-don't-care-what-nobody-

thinks-of-me thing.

163

00:09:50,543 --> 00:09:53,979

I like that.

I respect that, Shrek. You all right.