RJ Movie Podcast 2 Shrek Part II

نسخه اصلاح شده قسمت دوم پادکست آموزش زبان انگلیسی با فیلم

In this episode, we'll learn a lot of words using the second10 minutes of Shrek. Enjoy!

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Vocabulary that we'll learn in this podcast:

1. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget.
2. I like my privacy.
3. I guess that's cool.
4. Dead broad off the table.
5. He signed an eviction notice.
6. Now my patience has reached its end!
7. it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes.
8. Give it up for Snow White!

The text of the second 10 minutes:

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Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want

to live in a place like that?

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That would be my home.

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Oh! And it is lovely!

Just beautiful.

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You are quite a decorator.

It's amazing what you've done

with such a modest budget.

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I like that boulder.

That is a nice boulder.

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I guess you don't

entertain much, do you?

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I like my privacy.

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You know, I do too.

That's another thing we have in common.

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Like, I hate it when

you got somebody in your face.

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You're trying to give them

a hint, and they won't leave.

There's that awkward silence.

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- Can I stay with you?

- Uh, what?

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Can I stay with you, please?

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- Of course!

- Really?

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- No.

- Please! I don't wanna go back there!

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You don't know what it's like to be

considered a freak. Well, maybe you do.

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But that's why we gotta stick together.

You gotta let me stay!

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- Please! Please!

- Okay! Okay!

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- But one night only.

- Ah! Thank you!

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- What are you-- No! No!

- This is gonna be fun!

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We can stay up late,

swapping manly stories,

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and in the morning

I'm making waffles.

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- Oh!

- Where do, uh, I sleep?

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Outside!

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Oh, well,

I guess that's cool.

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I mean, I don't know you,

and you don't know me,

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so I guess outside

is best, you know.

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[Sniffles]

Here I go.

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Good night.

[Sighs]

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I mean, I do like the outdoors.

I'm a donkey. I was born outside.

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I'll just be sitting by myself

outside, I guess, you know.

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By myself, outside.

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I'm all alone

There's no one here beside me

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[Bubbling]

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[Sighs]

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[Creaking]

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[Sighs]

I thought I told you to stay outside.

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- I am outside.

- [Clattering]

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[Clattering]

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Well, gents, it's a far cry from

the farm, but what choice do we have?

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It's not home,

but it'll do just fine.

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What a lovely bed.

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- Got ya.

- [Sniffs] I found some cheese.

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- Ow! [Grunts]

- Blah! Awful stuff.

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- Is that you, Gorder?

- How did you know?

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Enough!

What are you doing in my house?

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[Grunts]

Hey!

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- [Snickers]

- Oh, no, no, no.

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- Dead broad off the table.

- Where are we supposed to

put her? The bed's taken.

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Huh?

[Gasps]

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[Male Voice]

What?

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I live in a swamp. I put up signs.

I'm a terrifying ogre!

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What do I have to do

to get a little privacy?

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- Aah!

- Oh, no.

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Oh, no.

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- No! No!

- [Cackling]

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- [Cackling Continues]

- What?

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- Quit it.

- Don't push.

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- [Squeaking]

- [Lows]

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What are you doing

in my swamp?

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[Echoing]

Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!

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- [Gasping]

- Oh, dear!

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Whoa!

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All right, get out of here.

All of you, move it!

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Come on! Let's go!

Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!

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- Quickly. Come on!

- No, no!

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No, no.

Not there. Not there.

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- Oh!

- [Sighs]

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Hey, don't look at me.

I didn't invite them.

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Oh, gosh, no one invited us.

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- What?

- We were forced to come here.

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- By who?

- Lord Farquaad.

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He huffed und he puffed und he...

signed an eviction notice.

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[Sighs]

All right.

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Who knows where

this Farquaad guy is?

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- [Murmuring]

- Oh, I do. I know where he is.

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Does anyone else

know where to find him?

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- Any one at all?

- Me! Me!

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- Anyone?

- Oh! Oh, pick me!

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Oh, I know!

I know! Me, me!

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[Sighs]

Okay, fine.

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Attention,

all fairy tale things.

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Do not get comfortable.

Your welcome is officially worn out.

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In fact, I'm gonna see

this guy Farquaad right now...

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and get you all off my land

and back where you came from!

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[Cheering]

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- [Twittering]

- [Cheering Continues]

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Oh! You!

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You're coming with me.

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All right, that's

what I like to hear, man.

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Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends,

off on a whirlwind big-city adventure.

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I love it!

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- On the road again

Sing it with me, Shrek.

- Hey. Oh, oh!

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I can't wait to get

on the road again

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What did I say

about singing?

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- Can I whistle?

- No.

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- Can I hum it?

- All right, hum it.

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[Humming]

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[Grunts]

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[Whimpering]

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That's enough.

He's ready to talk.

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[Coughing]

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[Laughing]

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[Clears Throat]

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Run, run, run,

as fast as you can.

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You can't catch me.

I'm the gingerbread man!

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- You're a monster.

- I'm not the monster here. You are.

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You and the rest of that fairy tale

trash, poisoning my perfect world.

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Now, tell me!

Where are the others?

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- Eat me!

- [Grunts]

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I've tried to be fair

to you creatures.

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Now my patience has reached its end!

Tell me or I'll--

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No, no, not the buttons.

Not my gumdrop buttons.

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All right then.

Who's hiding them?

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Okay, I'll tell you.

Do you know the muffin man?

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- The muffin man?

- The muffin man.

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Yes, I know the muffin man,

who lives on Drury Lane?

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Well, she's married

to the muffin man.

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- The muffin man?

- The muffin man!

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- She's married to the muffin man.

- [Door Opens]

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My Lord! We found it.

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Then what are you waiting for?

Bring it in.

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[Man Grunting]

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- [Gasping]

- Oh!

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- Magic mirror--

- Don't tell him anything!

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No!

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- [Gingerbread Man Whimpers]

- Evening.

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Mirror, mirror, on the wall.

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Is this not the most

perfect kingdom of them all?

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Well, technically

you're not a king.

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Uh, Thelonius.

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- You were saying?

- What I mean is, you're not a king yet.

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But you can become one. All

you have to do is marry a princess.

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- Go on.

- [Chuckles]

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So,just sit back

and relax, my Lord,

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because it's time for you to

meet today's eligible bachelorettes.

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And here they are!

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Bachelorette number one

is a mentally abused shut-in

from a kingdom far, faraway.

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She likes sushi

and hot tubbing anytime.

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Her hobbies include cooking

and cleaning for her two evil sisters.

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Please welcome Cinderella.

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Bachelorette number two

is a cape-wearing girl

from the land of fancy.

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Although she lives with

seven other men, she's not easy.

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Just kiss her dead, frozen lips

and find out what a live wire she is.

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Come on.

Give it up for Snow White!

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And last,

but certainly not least,

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bachelorette number three

is a fiery redhead...

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from a dragon-guarded castle

surrounded by hot boiling lava!

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But don't let that cool you off.

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She's a loaded pistol

who likes pina coladas

and getting caught in the rain.

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Yours for the rescuing,

Princess Fiona!

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So will it be

bachelorette number one,

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bachelorette number two

or bachelorette number three?

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- Two! Two!

- Three! Three!

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- Two! Two!

- Three!

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Three? One?

[Shudders] Three?

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Three!

Pick number three, my Lord!

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Okay, okay, uh, number three!

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Lord Farquaad,

you've chosen Princess Fiona.

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If you love pina coladas

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- And getting caught in the rain

- Princess Fiona.

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- If you're not into yoga

- She's perfect.

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All I have to do is

just find someone who can go--

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But I probably should mention

the little thing that happens at night.

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- I'll do it.

- Yes, but after sunset--

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Silence! I will make

this Princess Fiona my queen,

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and DuLoc will finally

have the perfect king!

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Captain, assemble

your finest men.

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We're going to have

a tournament.