RJ Movie Podcast 3 | Shrek Part III

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Shrek Soundtrack | Rufus Wainwright Hallelujah

Vocabulary and expressions that we'll learn in this podcast:

1. It’s quiet. Too quiet
2. runner-up
3. and so on and so forth
4. It’s hideous
5. Have at him
6. quest
7. I’ll make you a deal
8. as good as gone
9. stink
10. layers

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332

00:20:12,631 --> 00:20:15,657

But that's it. That's it

right there. That's DuLoc.

333

00:20:15,734 --> 00:20:17,793

I told ya I'd find it.

334

00:20:17,869 --> 00:20:21,999

So, that must be

Lord Farquaad's castle.

335

00:20:22,107 --> 00:20:24,166

[Donkey]

Uh-huh. That's the place.

336

00:20:24,276 --> 00:20:27,677

Do you think maybe

he's compensating for something?

337

00:20:27,746 --> 00:20:29,839

[Laughs]

338

00:20:29,915 --> 00:20:31,849

[Groans]

339

00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:33,885

Hey, wait.

Wait up, Shrek.

340

00:20:33,986 --> 00:20:36,819

Hurry, darling.

We're late. Hurry.

341

00:20:38,457 --> 00:20:42,018

- Hey, you!

- [Screams]

342

00:20:42,094 --> 00:20:44,892

Wait a second.

Look, I'm not gonna eat ya.

343

00:20:44,997 --> 00:20:48,899

- I just... I just...

- [Whimpering]

344

00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:51,094

[Sighs]

345

00:20:52,604 --> 00:20:55,300

[Whimpering, Groans]

346

00:21:03,115 --> 00:21:05,015

[Turnstile Clatters]

347

00:21:06,485 --> 00:21:08,510

[Chuckles]

348

00:21:08,587 --> 00:21:11,078

[Sighs]

349

00:21:11,189 --> 00:21:15,057

# [Instrumental Muzak]

350

00:21:19,464 --> 00:21:21,022

It's quiet.

351

00:21:23,468 --> 00:21:25,732

Too quiet.

352

00:21:25,804 --> 00:21:28,272

[Creaking]

353

00:21:28,340 --> 00:21:32,436

- Where is everybody?

- Hey, look at this!

354

00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:38,547

[Clattering, Whirring,

Clicking]

355

00:21:38,617 --> 00:21:42,075

[Clicking]

356

00:21:42,187 --> 00:21:45,748

[Clicking Quickens]

357

00:21:45,824 --> 00:21:49,282

# Welcome to DuLoc

such a perfect town #

358

00:21:49,361 --> 00:21:52,728

# Here we have some rules

Let us lay them down #

359

00:21:52,831 --> 00:21:56,733

# Don't make waves, stay in line

and we'll get along fine #

360

00:21:56,802 --> 00:22:00,431

# DuLoc is a perfect place #

361

00:22:00,539 --> 00:22:05,101

# Please keep off of the grass

Shine your shoes, wipe your... face #

362

00:22:05,177 --> 00:22:08,738

# DuLoc is, DuLoc is #

363

00:22:08,814 --> 00:22:12,272

# DuLoc is a perfect #

364

00:22:12,384 --> 00:22:15,785

- # Place #

- [Camera Shutter Clicks]

365

00:22:15,854 --> 00:22:18,414

[Whirring]

366

00:22:19,558 --> 00:22:23,756

Wow! Let's do that again!

367

00:22:23,829 --> 00:22:26,491

No. No.

No, no, no! No.

368

00:22:26,598 --> 00:22:28,828

# [Trumpet Fanfare]

369

00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:31,300

- [Crowd Cheering]

- [Farquaad] Brave knights.

370

00:22:31,403 --> 00:22:35,499

- You are the best and brightest

in all the land.

- # [Donkey Humming]

371

00:22:35,607 --> 00:22:38,007

Today one of you

shall prove himself...

372

00:22:38,110 --> 00:22:40,476

All right. You're going the right way

for a smacked bottom.

373

00:22:40,545 --> 00:22:42,479

- Sorry about that.

- [Cheering]

374

00:22:42,547 --> 00:22:48,008

That champion shall have the honor...

no, no... the privilege...

375

00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:52,113

to go forth and rescue

the lovely Princess Fiona...

376

00:22:52,257 --> 00:22:55,556

from the fiery keep

of the dragon.

377

00:22:55,627 --> 00:22:59,859

If for any reason

the winner is unsuccessful,

378

00:22:59,931 --> 00:23:03,162

the first runner-up

will take his place...

379

00:23:03,235 --> 00:23:05,999

and so on and so forth.

380

00:23:06,071 --> 00:23:11,532

Some of you may die, but it's

a sacrifice I am willing to make.

381

00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:14,374

[Cheering]

382

00:23:16,648 --> 00:23:19,048

Let the tournament begin!

383

00:23:22,754 --> 00:23:24,688

- [Gasps]

- Oh!

384

00:23:24,756 --> 00:23:28,021

- What is that?

- [Gasping]

385

00:23:28,093 --> 00:23:32,689

- It's hideous!

- Ah, that's not very nice.

386

00:23:32,764 --> 00:23:35,232

- It's just a donkey.

- Huh?

387

00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:38,269

Indeed. Knights, new plan!

388

00:23:38,336 --> 00:23:43,035

The one who kills the ogre will be

named champion! Have at him!

389

00:23:43,108 --> 00:23:47,044

- Get him!

- Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now.

390

00:23:47,112 --> 00:23:49,444

[Woman]

Go ahead! Get him!

391

00:23:49,514 --> 00:23:53,211

Can't we just settle this

over a pint?

392

00:23:53,285 --> 00:23:54,513

[Man]

Kill the beast!

393

00:23:54,619 --> 00:23:59,056

No? All right then.

394

00:23:59,124 --> 00:24:01,217

Come on!

395

00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:13,460

# I don't give a damn

about my reputation #

396

00:24:13,538 --> 00:24:17,531

- # You're living in the past

It's a new generation #

- Damn!

397

00:24:17,642 --> 00:24:20,440

- [Whinnying]

- # A girl can do

what she wants to do #

398

00:24:20,512 --> 00:24:22,742

# And that's what

I'm gonna do #

399

00:24:22,814 --> 00:24:26,750

# And I don't give a damn

about my bad reputation #

400

00:24:26,818 --> 00:24:30,584

# Oh, no, no, no, no, no

Not me #

401

00:24:30,689 --> 00:24:34,056

- # Me, me, me #

- Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!

402

00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:36,889

# And I don't give a damn

about my reputation #

403

00:24:36,962 --> 00:24:39,260

# Never said I wanted

to improve my station #

404

00:24:39,331 --> 00:24:41,799

Ah!

[Laughs]

405

00:24:41,866 --> 00:24:43,925

- # And I'm always feelin'good

when I'm having fun #

- Yeah!

406

00:24:44,002 --> 00:24:46,095

# And I don't have

to please no one #

407

00:24:46,171 --> 00:24:48,105

The chair!

Give him the chair!

408

00:24:48,173 --> 00:24:50,801

# And I don't give a damn

about my bad reputation #

409

00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:54,072

# Oh, no, no, no, no, no

Not me #

410

00:24:54,145 --> 00:24:55,612

# Me, me, me #

411

00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,342

# Oh, no, no, no, no #

412

00:24:58,416 --> 00:25:02,079

# Not me, not me #

413

00:25:02,153 --> 00:25:04,621

- # Not me #

- [Bell Dings]

414

00:25:04,723 --> 00:25:07,692

- [Cheering]

- [Laughs]

415

00:25:07,759 --> 00:25:12,924

Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah!

416

00:25:13,031 --> 00:25:15,829

Thank you!

Thank you very much!

417

00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:18,334

I'm here till Thursday.

Try the veal! Ha, ha!

418

00:25:18,403 --> 00:25:22,840

- [Shrek Laughs]

- [Crowd Gasping, Murmuring]

419

00:25:24,776 --> 00:25:26,710

Shall I give

the order, sir?

420

00:25:26,778 --> 00:25:30,373

No, I have a better idea.

421

00:25:30,482 --> 00:25:35,647

People of DuLoc,

I give you our champion!

422

00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,656

- What?

- Congratulations, ogre.

423

00:25:39,724 --> 00:25:44,024

You've won the honor of

embarking on a great and noble quest.

424

00:25:44,095 --> 00:25:48,532

Quest? I'm already on a quest,

a quest to get my swamp back.

425

00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,797

- Your swamp?

- Yeah, my swamp!

426

00:25:51,870 --> 00:25:54,361

Where you dumped

those fairy tale creatures!

427

00:25:54,439 --> 00:25:56,999

- [Crowd Murmuring]

- Indeed.

428

00:25:57,075 --> 00:25:59,168

All right, ogre,

I'll make you a deal.

429

00:25:59,244 --> 00:26:03,044

Go on this quest for me, and

I'll give you your swamp back.

430

00:26:03,114 --> 00:26:05,844

Exactly the way it was?

431

00:26:05,917 --> 00:26:08,681

Down to the last

slime-covered toadstool.

432

00:26:08,753 --> 00:26:11,984

- And the squatters?

- As good as gone.

433

00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:19,019

What kind of quest?

434

00:26:19,364 --> 00:26:21,696

[Donkey] Let me get this straight.

You're gonna go fight a dragon...

435

00:26:21,766 --> 00:26:24,428

and rescue a princess just so Farquaad

will give you back a swamp...

436

00:26:24,502 --> 00:26:27,596

which you only don't have

because he filled it full of

freaks in the first place.

437

00:26:27,706 --> 00:26:32,040

- Is that about right?

- Maybe there's a good reason

donkeys shouldn't talk.

438

00:26:32,110 --> 00:26:35,671

I don't get it. Why don't you just

pull some of that ogre stuff on him?

439

00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:37,714

Throttle him,

lay siege to his fortress,

440

00:26:37,782 --> 00:26:40,615

grind his bones to make your bread,

the whole ogre trip.

441

00:26:40,685 --> 00:26:42,619

Oh, I know what.

442

00:26:42,687 --> 00:26:44,882

Maybe I could have

decapitated an entire village...

443

00:26:44,956 --> 00:26:47,083

and put their heads

on a pike,

444

00:26:47,158 --> 00:26:50,787

gotten a knife, cut open their

spleen and drink their fluids.

445

00:26:50,862 --> 00:26:52,989

Does that sound

good to you?

446

00:26:53,098 --> 00:26:55,726

Uh, no, not really, no.

447

00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:59,600

For your information, there's a lot

more to ogres than people think.

448

00:26:59,704 --> 00:27:02,468

- Example?

- Example?

449

00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:08,638

- Okay, um, ogres are like onions.

- [Sniffs] They stink?

450

00:27:08,747 --> 00:27:11,045

- Yes... No!

- They make you cry?

- No!

451

00:27:11,116 --> 00:27:14,574

You leave them out in the sun,

they get all brown, start

sproutin' little white hairs.

452

00:27:14,652 --> 00:27:16,620

No! Layers!

453

00:27:16,721 --> 00:27:19,053

Onions have layers.

454

00:27:19,124 --> 00:27:22,457

Ogres have layers!

Onions have layers.

455

00:27:22,527 --> 00:27:24,893

You get it? We both have layers.

[Sighs]

456

00:27:26,831 --> 00:27:30,426

Oh, you both

have layers. Oh.

457

00:27:30,535 --> 00:27:33,902

[Sniffs]

You know, not everybody likes onions.

458

00:27:33,972 --> 00:27:36,600

Cake! Everybody loves cakes!

Cakes have layers.

459

00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:40,644

I don't care...

what everyone likes.

460

00:27:40,712 --> 00:27:44,409

Ogres are not like cakes.

461

00:27:46,217 --> 00:27:49,653

You know what else

everybody likes? Parfaits.

462

00:27:49,721 --> 00:27:51,655

Have you ever met a person, you

say, "Let's get some parfait,"

463

00:27:51,723 --> 00:27:53,315

they say, "No,

I don't like no parfait"?

464

00:27:53,358 --> 00:27:55,326

- Parfaits are delicious.

- No!

465

00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:58,329

You dense, irritating,

miniature beast of burden!

466

00:27:58,363 --> 00:28:01,332

Ogres are like onions!

End of story.

467

00:28:01,366 --> 00:28:03,493

Bye-bye. See ya later.

468

00:28:08,173 --> 00:28:12,633

Parfaits may be the most delicious thing

on the whole damn planet.

469

00:28:12,710 --> 00:28:14,871

You know, I think

I preferred your humming.

470

00:28:14,946 --> 00:28:17,642

Do you have a tissue or something?

I'm making a mess.

471

00:28:17,749 --> 00:28:20,650

Just the word parfait

make me start slobbering.

472

00:28:25,056 --> 00:28:30,961

# I'm on my way from misery

to happiness today #

473

00:28:31,029 --> 00:28:33,520

# Uh-huh, uh-huh

Uh-huh, uh-huh #

474

00:28:33,631 --> 00:28:39,069

# I'm on my way from misery

to happiness today #

475

00:28:39,137 --> 00:28:41,628

# Uh-huh, uh-huh

Uh-huh, uh-huh #

476

00:28:41,739 --> 00:28:45,641

# And everything

that you receive up yonder #

477

00:28:45,743 --> 00:28:49,679

# Is what you give to me

the day I wander #

478

00:28:49,747 --> 00:28:52,682

# I'm on my way #

479

00:28:53,785 --> 00:28:56,686

# I'm on my way #

480

00:28:57,789 --> 00:28:59,848

# I'm on my way #

483

00:29:06,331 --> 00:29:10,062

Believe me, Donkey, if

it was me, you'd be dead.

484

00:29:10,134 --> 00:29:12,898

[Sniffs]

It's brimstone.

485

00:29:13,004 --> 00:29:16,167

- We must be getting close.

- Yeah, right, brimstone.

486

00:29:16,241 --> 00:29:20,337

Don't be talking about it's

the brimstone. I know what I

smell. It wasn't no brimstone.

487

00:29:20,411 --> 00:29:22,345

It didn't come off

no stone neither.