Ep.225: Aquaslash

Summer is here and that means its time to break out the sun screen, swim suits, and inflatable rafts. This week we're cannonballing into the deep end of the sh!t pool to take on Jason Takes the Waterpark...I mean "Aquaslash". This Canadian indie movie starts out as a fun thrill ride down an awesome water slide but quickly turns into a boring drift down a piss filled lazy river. This short 70 something minute long movie is filled with dozens of delinquent high school graduate characters that you just don't really care about, so much drug use that it would even make Scarface cringe, infidelity, and long slow build up to a climax that gets over used and old real fast. What we wanted was great fun thrill-filled water park slasher but what we ended up getting was a boring kiddie splash pad.