Let Your Garvin Grow

Let Your Garvin Grow S2E31

Our Guest this Week Wayne Denner Online Safety | Cybersecurity | Trainer | Speaker and the one and only fan of the show 52 Jokers Wild, we have actually found our first customer that will openly admit to listening to the show and what's more watches it on YouTube, now if we can only clone him a couple of million times. Wayne's Parents were a Fan of The Duke or Good Old John Wayne to the rest of us, so much so they named their bonny lad after The Quiet Man so it might encourage him to be a good lad and get off his rocking horse and drink his milk. Bird Seed is for the Birds Garvin says, When George and Wayne are swapping Bird stories, Garvin nearly starts to listen to them until he realises that it is Big Bird and his chums eating habits as opposed to the HomoSapien variety, not to be deterred he steers the conversation to The Ball Room of Romance of the '80s and '90s and what it means to do the dance, the ritual mating dance, you have to have those feathers in full plume as you strut your stuff across the floor to throw out that line - Ya Wanna Dance?? Strategic Planning 101 for the lads in the absence of social media and Bumble, That was the Reality Show for The Birds and The Bees, The Bees did not want that answer - Would ya ever feck'n Buzz Off with yourself! We all have to Learn to Walk Before we can dance, Garvin it turns out did not learn to walk until he was about twenty, Turns out no one gave him the instruction booklet and accompanying training video before pushing him out onto the Cat Walk Bare Foot and Clueless. Walking - How Difficult can that be? With Gerry Hall and the Nation watching your every step, it seems it is near impossible. George has been Garvinised for nearly two years now and thinks everyone has at some time suffered a Garvin in their Daily Life, the trick is to Nurture it and Let it Grow. In time you will be the stronger for it and you can send it off on its way back into the world to help others.