2021-12-13 (Lo-Fi Beats to Hibernate & Cornrow Your Pubes to Edition)

Hhhhow the fuck goes it, perverinos and pervalitties?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the Lo-Fi Beats to Hibernate & Cornrow Your Pubes to Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! If even in the year 2021 you’re somehow unaware of Lo-Fi, it’s mostly hip-hop style instrumentals with some or all elements deliberately sounding “low fidelity.” Why? Well, listen on and find the fuck out. Most Lo-Fi music can be found on playlists like, “lo-fi music to study to,” because it’s great background music. It’s super chill, and for the most part designed for the purpose of improving upon otherwise entirely silent environments.

 

This particular edition has plenty of excellent examples of the lo-fi subgenre, but we also have jazz hop, indie hip-hop, stuff like that. It may not all stringently conform with the most notable characteristics of lo-fi, but I think it all blends pretty fuckin’ well. Anyway, this will be a relatively shorter intro than usual. This Monday and last Monday have been extraordinarily busy for me, and I neeeeed fuckin’ sleep. Can’t afford to take time off work right now, so… I will say that I hope y’all check out LAUSSE THE CAT. Everything I heard of theirs in the course of compiling this was awesome and fascinating.

 

The Jalen Santoy track called Foreplay, I posted a story about it yesterday on Insta but I didn’t specify what the melody of the song is. It’s Bobby Hebb’s classic track, “Sunny.” Should be pretty fuckin’ obvious then why I automatically love the Jalen Santoy track. Two other tracks I chose for essentially the same reason are Rae of Sunshine X 906 in Lex, and Sunny Daze. Perhaps those of you who believe in forces beyond human comprehension might interpret my finding and subsequent inclusion of these tracks as someone wishing to participate in the making of this edition. Perhaps, indeed. I would certainly welcome any such metaphysical and/or paranormal collaborations.

 

Lastly, I found a fantastic playlist full of lo-fi covers, so you’ll hear lots of those in this edition. This whole edition is 74 tracks, a little under 3 ½ hours, and as far as I know, they’re all new finds. All that done did and said, let us calmly commence this most chillest of yojne…

 

 

01 cliffe - alwayswinter (from alwayswinter) [00:01:39]

 

02 Mocha's Lofi Cafe - When It's Just The Two Of Us (from Kinkalow Latte) [00:03:04]

 

03 LoFi Waiter - Cold Morning (from Cold Morning) [00:06:15]

 

04 Lex Amor - Mood (from Mood) [00:08:14]

 

05 Anti Lilly, Phoniks - It's Nice Outside (from It’s Nice Outside) [00:12:19]

 

06 Orange Stick - It Was A Good Day (from 90s Oldschool Lofi Hip Hop) [00:14:29]

 

07 LLusion, Egg - Uh Oh Stinky but It's a Soft Lofi Beat (from Uh Oh Stinky but It's a Soft Lofi Beat) [00:16:36]

 

08 Rosia! - Chapter One (from Chapter One) [00:18:21]

 

09 LAUSSE THE CAT - Fuccboi Lullaby (feat. B-ahwe) (from The Girl, the Cat and the Tree) [00:21:09]

 

10 Avocuddle - Bad Romance (from Bad Romance) [00:25:08]

 

11 Rnla, Alexa Cirri - In My Dreams (from In My Dreams) [00:27:26]

 

12 Beat Oven - The Feels (from Kid Tested & Mother Approved) [00:29:36]

 

13 Ale Fillman - Ambient Sky (from Ambient Sky) [00:31:15]

 

14 FakeHunters, Bite Size Moments, Millennium Jazz Music - Hint of Blue (from Hint of Blue) [00:33:32]

 

15 Taylor Bennett - Broad Shoulders (feat. Chance the Rapper) (from Broad Shoulders) [00:36:38]

 

16 Tempura - Star Wars: Cantina Band (from Lofi Chill Summer) [00:40:15]

 

17 Dontcry - Redbone (from Redbone) [00:42:02]

 

18 cliffe, Odelia Rei - cloud9 (from cloud9) [00:43:34]

 

19 Alrahim Wright III, Whize, Shiloh Dynasty - Closing My Eyes (from 2 Whize) [00:46:41]

 

20 Jazz Liberatorz - When The Clock Ticks (feat. J. Sands) (from Clin D’oeil) [00:48:35]

 

21 MujjO - Moon Fairy (from Afterglow) [00:53:27]

 

22 Avocuddle, Fets - Moonlight Sonata (from Moonlight Sonata) [00:56:17]

 

23 Funky DL - Vague Margins (from Jazz Dust) [00:58:17]

 

24 Closed on Sunday - animal crossing ~ new horizons lofi (from animal crossing ~ new horizons lofi) [01:00:27]

 

25 Sarcastic Sounds, Claire Rosinkranz, Clinton Kane - change ur mind (from change ur mind) [01:01:32]

 

26 Epifania, Anatomy Park - Freefall (from Freefall) [01:04:33]

 

27 Fets, Avocuddle - Higher Love (from Higher Love) [01:06:46]

 

28 Kayou. - give me hope (feat. artemis orion) (from give me hope) [01:08:20]

 

29 Blocktane - Foolish (from Foolish) [01:11:18]

 

30 Earl Sweatshirt - Chum (from Doris) [01:13:42]

 

31 Dontcry, Nokiaa, Aylior - Echo Park (from Echo Park) [01:17:40]

 

32 Kuranes - as time goes by (from bad habits) [01:19:05]

 

33 SwuM, bbno$ - Viscasity (from Babydrip) [01:20:45]

 

34 Loyle Carner - Mean It In The Morning (from Yesterday’s Gone) [01:22:33]

 

35 Café - Falling Stars (from Falling Stars) [01:25:10]

 

36 Rejjie Snow - D.R.U.G.S. (from D.R.U.G.S.) [01:28:30]

 

37 LAUSSE THE CAT - Redstripe Rhapsody (from Redstripe Rhapsody) [01:31:44]

 

38 Kota the Friend - Lazy River (from Lyrics to Go, Vol. 1) [01:39:28]

 

39 MANIK MC, Purple Cloud, Loyle Carner - Shadows (from Midnight Express EP) [01:40:39]

 

40 Marlus, jives - These lonely nights (from These lonely nights) [01:44:46]

 

41 Biig Piig - Perdida (from Big Fan of the Sesh, Vol. 1) [01:47:22]

 

42 Luke Christopher - Roses (from TMRW) [01:50:16]

 

43 LAUSSE THE CAT - Belle Bouteille (from The Girl, the Cat and the Tree) [01:53:20]

 

44 Faded Colors - 4AM (from 4AM) [01:57:05]

 

45 Tempura, Fets - Location (from Location) [01:58:35]

 

46 Duane Drew - Mystiqa (from Mystiqa) [02:00:29]

 

47 Ol' Burger Beats, Vuyo - Do Me That Favor (from Do Me That Favor) [02:02:47]

 

48 Bokki - Wherewithal (from Wherewithal) [02:05:29]

 

49 LoFi Waiter - Walking in Ueno (from Coffee Sunrise) [02:08:01]

 

50 Skyzoo, Hypnotic Brass Ensemble - Bed-Stuy is Burning (from Bed-Stuy is Burning) [02:09:32]

 

51 Joey Bada$$ - Waves (from Waves) [02:14:38]

 

52 Glimlip - Ebs and Flows (from Cozy Winter) [02:18:11]

 

53 Westside Gunn, Joey Bada$$, Tyler, The Creator, Billie Essco - 327 (from Pray for Paris) [02:19:48]

 

54 SoulChef - What Can I Say (from For the Moment) [02:25:32]

 

55 Brxvs - unique (from we met in july) [02:27:46]

 

56 Collective Efforts - Try Again (feat. Eli Sweet) (from Freezing World) [02:30:55]

 

57 Peachypie - Gingerbread (from Gingerbread) [02:34:49]

 

58 Cordae - More Life (feat. Q-Tip) (from Just Until….) [02:37:38]

 

59 Frankie Stew and Harvey Gunn, Loyle Carner  - Dream Factory (from Breathing Exercises) [02:40:47]

 

60 Yestalgia, Bad Room Producer - Dreaming About Blue (from Dreaming About Blue) [02:45:10]

 

61 Jorge Milliano - Noches IntimaXx (from Atlantic Chill Vol. 1) [02:47:47]

 

62 sftspkn, Esydia - after hours (from City Nights) [02:50:26]

 

63 Jalen Santoy - Foreplay (from Charlie Eastern) [02:52:25]

 

64 Powfu, Rxseboy, Sarcastic Sounds - the way that you see me (feat. Ayleen Valentine) (from the way that you see me (feat. Ayleen Valentine)) [02:55:11]

 

65 SwuM, Idealism - With U (from With U) [02:58:06]

 

66 Thoreau, RO$KO, Snoozegod - Better Than The Real Thing (from Better Than The Real Thing) [03:01:39]

 

67 Rakuyou - Came Back to You (from Night Moods) [03:03:59]

 

68 Dylan Boote - Angel Whispers (from Angel Whispers) [03:06:15]

 

69 Avocuddle, Fets - Here Comes the Sun (from Here Comes the Sun) [03:08:10]

 

70 Lord Apex - Sunny Daze (from S.O.I.L.) [03:10:02]

 

71 Burgetti, goldenchildren, Shiloh Dynasty, Jim, The Spaceman, WoodsUrban - Rae of Sunshine X 906 in Lex (from Darkness Meets World) [03:12:00]

 

72 MujjO - Acceptance (from Acceptance) [03:15:36]

 

73 Cigarettes After Sex - Keep On Loving You (from Affection) [03:18:59]

 

74 Formal Chicken, Snuggles, Weegie - Never Gonna Give You Up (from Never Gonna Give You Up) [03:22:49]