2022-01-10 (Flashback Edition: 2012-12-31 (New Year’s Edition))

Hooooow's it goin', perverts?!  Welcome to the New Year's Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex!  This one's pretty special to me, 'cause all this aural sex you're about to hear is stuff that I hadn't heard until I put this particular edition together.  Some of you might hear a track you know real well and go, "What the fuck, Paul?!  You didn't know that one?!"  To which I'd heartily reply, "Nope!"  Hey, I've got over 270,000 fuckin' tracks in my arsenal. 

 

You know what that means?  That means that my collection could play uninterrupted without a single track repeating for about 2 years or so.  That said, I hope you can appreciate how much time I spent selecting these tracks.  Of course, I could've just picked tracks I didn't know from bands I do know pretty well, and even though I did do that for a few of these tracks, I felt like that would've been kinda uninspired cheating. 

 

Anyway, enough of all that shit.  Much like the past few editions, I won't be interrupting the track's flow with all my silly back announcements.  To be honest, I kinda prefer it that way.  If any of you perverts like my silly anecdotes and back announcements, do me a fuckin' favor and let me know for fuck's sake!  I won't bite, I promise.  Unless you want me to.  Aaaand that's a whole other edition. 

 

Anyway, I sincerely hope all you perverts have an orgasmic DUI and death-free New Year's.  If you're a smart pervert, I don't even need to hope, I know you'll be alright and I know you'll enjoy every drop of sweet, purest fuck out of this fucktacular pack of Aural fuckin' Sex just like you'll be enjoyin' that honesty sauce a little later on tonight.  Sooooo, Happy fuckin' Monday and Happy fuckin' New Years!

 

 

01 NOFX - Thank God It's Monday (from Pump Up The Valuum)

 

02 Diablo Swing Orchestra - A Tap Dancer's Dilemma (from Sing-Along Songs For The Damned & Delirious)

 

03 Darren Korb - Build That Wall (Zia's Theme) (from Bastion OST)

 

04 Dizzy Wright - Independent Living (feat. Hopsin & SwizZz) (from Free Smokeout Conversations Mixtape)

 

05 With Dead Hands Rising - Hell Of The Upside-Down Sinners (from Behind Inquisition)

 

06 Nile - Kaffir (from Oriental Metal Compilation)

 

07 Yung Humma - Fried Or Fertilized (feat. Flynt Flossy & Whatchyamacallit) (from Turquoise Jeep Records: Keep The Jeep Ridin')

 

08 Circus Of Dead Squirrels - 8-Bit Piece Of Shit (from Indoor Recess)

 

09 Dev/Null - Alien Washcloth Tumor (from Lazer Thrash)

 

10 Curtis Chip - Cars Are Awesome (from Eating Paste)

 

11 Ani DiFranco - Hypnotized (from Reprieve)

 

12 iwrestledabearonce - This Head Music Makes My Eyes Rain (from Ruining It For Everybody)

 

13 Shitmat - UK Swampcore Sucks In Comparison To Techstep New Wave Psy-Jungle (from Full English Breakfast)

 

14 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - God Ain't Got NO Use For A 180 lbs. Bag Of Sugar (from The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza)

 

15 Taylor Mali - How To Write A Political Poem (from Conviction)

 

16 Basement Jaxx - Feels Like Home (feat. Meshell Ndegeocello) (from Kish Kash)

 

17 Deftones - What Happened To You? (from Koi No Yokan)

 

18 Rammstein - B******** (from Liebe Ist Für Alle Da)

 

19 Worm Is Green - My Left Red Eye (from Push Play)

 

20 Bitter:Sweet - Our Remains (from The Mating Game)

 

21 Hemophiliac - Mood Swing (from Hemophiliac [Disc 1])

 

22 Crop Circles - Lunar Civilization (from Lunar Civilization 12")

 

23 Gnarls Barkley - Necromancer (from St. Elsewhere)

 

24 Lamb Of God - We Die Alone (Bonus Track) (from Wrath)

 

25 Daughters - Pants, Meet Shit (from Canada Songs)

 

26 Handsome Boy Modeling School - Megaton B-Boy 2000 (feat. Alec Empire & EL-P) (from So How's Your Girl…)

 

27 Fantômas - She's A Puker (from Millennium Monsterwork)

 

28 Pain Killer - Guts Of A Virgin (from Metal: A Headbanger's Companion, Vol. 2 (Disc 6))

 

29 BLÆRG - Peak Experience (from Id.Entity)

 

30 Venetian Snares - Aaperture (from Meathole)