Final Fantasy VII | Episode 2: Sean played the Remake

In this episode, we go over what we have enjoyed about playing so far. We ask the big questions, like: “Are you a narcissist if you change Cloud’s name to your own?” and “What kind of father leaves their four-year-old daughter in charge of a bar?”. Sean confesses to cheating, Simon can’t stop mentioning that the game is ‘vast’ and Sam wonders why Aeris’ mansion amid the slums hasn’t been ransacked yet. We reach Shinra HQ and discuss the rampant sexism being alive in well in this otherwise-flawless company. Finally, we discuss just how unlikeable Cloud is at this point, and what we’re looking forward to once our parties leave Midgar.