Episode 165 ★ Bowl Arena

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to Bowl After Bowl Episode 165 Executive Producers: Justin, A1Sauce, Kyrin Down, harvhat, Lavish, Pheonix, Boo-Bury, Thor the Wonder Hammer, SeeDubs

Royalty Free Music 'AUTO' produced by Danya Vodovoz used for tonight's intro

Here is your jeans hole picture to the left as requested, Kyrin!

Dooshbar is selling pasture-raised chicken in the Kansas City area.

Thank you to Sir Bemrose, Dame Bemrose, and Bemlet for joining us for a Bowls With Buds last Friday! 

Join us THIS Friday for Bowls With Buds featuring Illuminadia roundabouts 9 PM Central!

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

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TOP THREE 33

Hoover Dam power production down 33%, official says -- leading to the exposure of sunken relics

Biden-Harris Administration announces $33 million infrastructure investment to address legacy pollution, spur good-paying jobs on public lands

Hong Kong churches drop Tiananmen tributes after 33 years amid arrest fears

Bronx drill rapper, 33 others indicted 65 counts of attempted murder, additional charges

33 Alabama ministers named on sexual abuser list released by Southern Baptist Church

COOF

33 countries report 650 cases of mysterious hepatitis in kids

Londoner jailed for 33 years after butchering his Stockwell landlords during lockdown

33 deaths: India, Massachusetts

33 new cases: Hyderabad (India), 

33% kids fully vaxxed: Borneo, Malaysia 

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

White House Executive Order on police reform

CEO of Ascend Wellness Holdings and other multi-state operators suing federal government to overturn prohibition

Scientific review finds pot research grew steeply over past 20 years due to dedicated funding but is biased toward focusing on the harms associated with the substance as opposed to medical use

Study finds "single measurements of delta-9 THC in blood and...breath do not correlate with impairment following inhalation." 

Navajo Nation takes stance against legalizing peyote

Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs bill felonizing possession of any one-gram substance containing fentanyl

Delaware Gov. John Carney vetoes recreational legalization bill, chambers to attempt override

Chatham County, Georgia District Attorney no longer prosecuting cases involving less than an ounce of pot 

Illinois judge lifts stay to issue 185 licenses

Iowa Supreme Court rules Arizona medical card doesn't permit patient to possess pot in Iowa

Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly has a bill to allow federally-approved cannabis medicines sitting on her desk

Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan allows psychedelics for veterans bill to take effect without signature

Michigan Cannabis Regulatory Agency released an advisory bulletin

Minnesota Gov.Tim Walz has a bill sitting on his desk protecting the legality of hemp-derived products

Ridgeland, Mississippi gathering signatures to allow medical businesses after opting out

Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt signs bill prohibiting discrimination against medical patients in housing and education

Rhode Island Gov. Dan McKee signs legalization bill, becoming 19th rec state

South Dakota Secretary of State confirms activists submitted enough signatures to place recreational legalization on the November ballot

Argentinian President Alberto Fernandez announced the enactment of a medical pot and hemp law

Japan's Health Ministry discussed legalizing medical pot

Dead hamster gets Singapore man off death row

METAL MOMENT

The Rev. CyberTrucker brings us Leo Moracchioli's cover of Hakuna Matata.

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FIRST TIME I EVER...

This week, bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever saw a condom. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever won first place at something.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.

Texas Coast Guard rescues 33 people aboard an adrift dolphin sightseeing vessel off the coast of Galveston last Saturday

Coyote enters CA home through dog door
CA man, 78, gets high school diploma 6 decades later

USPS misroutes cremated remains between NY and OH

FBI records on search for fabled gold raise more questions
-- previously discussed on Episode 69: Some Holy Somebody, Episode 90: Jimmy Geminis, and Episode 127: What About the Bowlers?

329 years later, last Salem 'witch' who wasn't is pardoned
-- previously discussed when legislation was introduced on Episode 100: I Got Zapped Off

Ohio deputy encounters 'drunk Amish guy' slumped over in moving buggy

Remote-controlled crab-like robot is the smallest ever, university says

Man disguised as old lady in wheelchair smears cream on glass protecting the Mona Lisa

Nevada Highway Patrol trooper suing Starbucks

SEE YOU FRIDAY WHEN ILLUMINADIA IS BACK IN THE BOWL!