Though you won't see or hear him, Uncle Crappy's cat Charlie asserts himself right at the start of this week's show, biting Crappy on the ankle ... and later making it very clear who he's picking in Week Two's biggest matchup. Also this week:
- Carla is underwhelmed by Texas; Crappy is impressed by Michigan's defense.
- Carla cautions us to throw out the odds when considering Pitt-Penn State; Crappy says that's going to be a beating.
- If Oklahoma can't run the football on the Buckeyes, Crappy is going to have a fun Saturday night in Columbus.
- Stanford has dominated USC recently -- and that's not going to change this year.
- Notre Dame is still annoying.
- #Pac12AfterDark is back.