Primary Day Drama, Zawahiri Killed on His Deck, Trump Burgers, Mahomes Overreaction, NCAA Circles Back on Adidas Scandal

   It's primary day in Missouri and Kansas with two votes stealing all the headlines.  There's drama in Kansas and a Trump effect in Missouri.  We analyze both.

   The Al Qaeda leader the U.S. killed over the weekend apparently wasn't all that smart.  Living in his "lockdown" safe house that he could never leave, he developed  a stupid habit of hanging out on his deck.  That's how we killed him and hurt nobody else.  What a fool.

   A new restaurant in a Texas town that voted 81% for Trump is open and simply called Trump Burger.  And business is good.

   The media reaction to Patrick Mahomes walking to the sideline with a "possible" ankle injury Monday was hilarious.  Was he trolling the media?

   And the NCAA has circled back and wants more flesh out of Louisville basketball and former coach Rick Pitino for his work with the same Adidas reps as KU.  It proves once again that KU has been an example for every school how to fight the NCAA and drag it out as long as you can.