Episode 205 ★ Laugh An Hour

VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 204 Executive Producers:  NA Millennial, SircussMedia, BayernGiant, SirVo, harvhat, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, SeeDubs, Fletcher, Boo-Bury

Shoutout to Zero Fee Routing for joining us in the Bowl for a Central Time wake n' bake Bowls With Buds last Thursday.

Join us THIS Thursday for another Bowls With Buds featuring Captain Sidd at 9 PM Central!

Intro/Outro: HurricaneTurtle - Star Fighter

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

FTX Chapter 11 bankruptcy proceedings (Wall Street Journal) 
BlockFi halts withdrawals
Clark Moody Dashboard / mempool.space

TOP THREE 33

New Orleans police made 33 gun arrests on Bourbon Street over Halloween weekend (NOLA)

33 people detained after deputies raid two illegal gambling sites in San Antonio (KSAT)

33-year-old Baton Rouge man sentenced to 228 months in federal prison for possession of fentanyl, other drugs, guns in prison (WAFB)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

ELECTION RESULTS:
Maryland (Washington Post) and Missouri (KCUR) vote to legalize
Missouri's Department of Health and Senior Services already released draft rules
Kansas City, Missouri City Council voted to place a measure on the April ballot to add a 3% local tax on recreational sales (KCTV5)

Arkansas, North Dakota, and South Dakota legalization measures did not pass

California voters approve 12 local ballot measures to expand or create retail markets, translating to 70 additional licenses (MJ Biz Daily)

Los Angeles (Los Angeles Daily News) and San Diego (NBC) approved weed tax measures

Colorado Springs voters rejected the ballot measure allowing recreational sales but approved the companion question that would have taxed them (The Gazette)

Palmer Lake, Colorado voted to allow pot sales (Colorado Politics)

Colorado legalizes psilocybin, ibogaine, mescaline (not derived from peyote), DMT, and psilocyn (CNBC)

Three Connecticut municipalities approved recreational sales (WTNH)

Montana counties were split on allowing sales and taxing pot (Montana Free Press)

Michigan municipalities had split results on allowing or banning pot businesses (MLive)

Five Ohio cities decriminalized pot (Marijuana Moment)

Psilocybin-related businesses will not be allowed in more than 100 Oregon cities (KOIN)

33 Rhode Island cities and towns saw measures on their ballots to allow recreational businesses to operate, 25 approved (WPRI)

Five Texas cities decriminalized pot (Marijuana Moment)

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Karine Jean-Pierre releases statement on Brittney Griner (White House)

Biden thinks Griner has a better chance of coming home now that midterms are over (White House) 

Viktor Bout's art on display at Russian Parliament (ABC News)

House Committee on Oversight and Reform held a Developments in State Cannabis Laws and Bipartisan Cannabis Reforms at the Federal Level

FDA alerts health care professionals of risks to patients exposed to xylazine in illicit drugs (FDA)

FDA denies petition to exempt bulk pot weed and tinctures from regulated control under the Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act (Regulations) 

Illinois awarded the first two recreational licenses to social equity applicants (Illinois Department of Financial and Professional Regulation)

Federal court tosses delta-8 THC lawsuit against Kansas governor (MJ Biz Daily)

Boston is refunding almost $3 million in impact fees (The Boston Globe / NEC News Today)

Federal judge blocks weed licenses for several New York regions (Spectrum Local News)

New York City 311 weed retail sales complaint portal (Official City of New York website)

Pennsylvania Department of Health investigating patient complaint about doctor not following proper procedures in evaluating her for a medical pot recommendation (Spotlight PA)

METAL MOMENT

Rev CyberTrucker brings us Whitechapel's The Saw is the Law.

FIRST TIME I EVER...

Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever became an Eskimo Bro or Pogo Sister with someone.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever farted in front of a significant other.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.

Mysterious humming sound Brooklyn (CBS News)

Former Royal Navy engineer discovers 'deafness' was due to earbud stuck in ear for five years (Daily Record)

Dad wakes from coma with new artistic skills (Good News Network)

Mako shark jumps onto New Zealand charter boat (New Zealand Herald)

Houston man dancing on 18-wheeler knocked off under bridge (Fox 5 Atlanta)

Woman arrested with cocaine inside wheels of wheelchair at JFK Airport (CBS News)

Florida sonic booms caused by Space Force's secret Boeing X-37B spaceplane returning to Earth (FOX)

Man swindles dealership for $200K car despite negative bank account (FOX)

Paleontologists discover new prehistoric marine reptile (FOX)

Family bid farewell to their dead dog only to realize they buried the wrong animal (LAD Bible)

Join us Thursday at 9 PM Central for a Bowls With Buds featuring Captain Sidd!