BREAKING: URINAL NEWS

            It’s SUCH a relief to bring you this episode, Citizens. Whew, feels like Phil’s been holding in this news about scientific progress as it pertains to porcelain pee problems for DAYS! So. Bathroom. Splashback. You either know it intimately OR know someone who knows about it all too well. Well, this week, the good doctor brings us what might just amount to some hope. Have some plucky scientists designed a BETTER urinal? Is that even possible? And in what ways would less-charitable human beings treat some newfangled gadget in a men’s room? Oh, find out inside. You’ll also get to splash around in some fresh headlines (including a fake one that Phil sprinkled in somewhere), a BRAND NEW GAME positively dripping with fun, and more banter than you could swing a…you know what? Let’s leave the metaphor right there before somebody gets conjunctivitis or something. Stay safe, everyone, and shake off responsibly. This has been a public safety update from…the WHIPAROUND!

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~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Man gave informant Cheez Doodles, not meth, in Johnstown drug bust

Indiana man dies after falling into manure lagoon on dairy farm

Incinerators can no longer handle 'mountain of cocaine' seized in Antwerp port

Blue Man Group’s NYC Private School to Close After Headcount Drop 

Raising Cane's sues shopping mall over allegedly renting property where it was illegal to sell chicken wings

Crime up in Jackson Hole

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Uh.... oooohhh the ghost of Christmas Future! How Macabrenet like... oooh... uh... Ok, I got nothing.

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

'Qatar bribed eight Ecuadorian players'

How physics can improve the urinal

APS -75th Annual Meeting of the Division of Fluid Dynamics - Event - Splash-free Urinals Inspired by Nautilus Shells and Dogs

Sharper Image Holiday Preview

~Three For The Road!~

The NBA Just Banned Off-White Uniforms for the Most Annoying Reason

NFL Linebacker Found $672K Pokemon Card And Abruptly Retired 

Macy's cuts ties with Salvation Army over social mission

Man drinks cup of bleach after jury finds him guilty in Miami-Dade courtroom

Mystery of exploding toilet at south Austin dental office

"Goonies" House for Sale in Oregon for $1.7 Million. It's Just Down the Road From the School Used in "Kindergarten Cop" and Home Used for "Short Circuit."

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#Whiparound, #weird, #news, #macabre, #science, #history, #games, #trivia, #headlines, #urinal, #splash, #khakis, #bathroom, #papaldemontoilet

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~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

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Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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