The Moral of the Story

In this episode, there are a lot of lessons learned: 

Don't trust cats... cats are the devils fleshlight 

Stems and Caps have pretty much the same strength... myth buster that shit 

Cats will eat your face off 

Birth control can make you crazy 

Blue tells us how to do birth control 

Mirena Birth control will make you schitzo 

It took a hour before things got weird 

Miniature cattle can be expensive, and cute 

... a long fucking time ago in a land not far from you there was a giant ass sloth that ruled the world called The Shasta Ground Sloth, they lived in big ass holes in the ground that turned into caves... they would often be multigenerational in these caves and have 12 or so feet of shit in the caves going back hundreds of thousands of years. This shit still smells, is still full of organic material and use to be used by Native Americans as fertilizer. I WANT SOME OF THIS SHIT! I want some giant sloth poo, i want to grow mushies on giant sloth poo... see my freaking ancestors, maybe hump a neanderthal in the vision. We don't know what would happen, but we do know it needs to happen. The prime areas for shasta ground sloth poo hunting are new mexico, arizona, and into utah... the same areas i like to go looking for Gila Monsters. 

If you or someone you know or love has touched, seen, smelled, or been touched by Shasta Ground Sloth poo, please reach out to us so that we may go on a giant fucking FAFO road trip and find it. 

 

Merika, 

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