Article: Marvel’s Spider-Man 2

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can! I guess the song's referring to the cool things spiders can do, like crawling on walls and biting people, not, y'know, getting crushed by a wad of toilet paper and flushed when they show up in the bathroom. There's no variant in the Spider-Verse where even the most fanatical fan wants that to happen - and it certainly wouldn't make a great comic book or movie.