77 - Midcummer Night’s Cream (feat. Jason Derulo)

Episode 76 was removed from spotify because a really cool smart nice funny GUY reported it because they no likey it make them angry it make them upset!! awww!!! probrecito!!! as they say

 

生活打了我一巴掌，我没挺住 我给了牛至一巴掌，牛至依旧挺立 或许牛至更比我会适合做人 别人给了我一刀，我挺住了 我给了牛至一刀，牛至却倒下了 或许我比牛至更适合做牛至 我不明白是我身上长了-个牛至还是牛至身上长了个我 碰到喜欢的人 牛至都会硬一硬 而我却不敢吱声 我拿着杯子，骗牛至说这是个温暖的批牛至站起来，骗我说这是个温暖的世界 我没有女朋友，牛至很高兴，因为我可以时常抚摸它 我有了女朋友，牛至也很高兴，因为它可以.有个温暖的家 或许真的是牛牛身上长了我而不是我身上长了个牛牛

 

You will never be a real incel. You have a jawline, you decent height, you have no male pattern baldness. You are a handsome man twisted by the blackpill and memes into self-doubt and inferiority complexes.

All the "rejection" you get is only inside your head.Behind your back people like you. Your parents are proud of you, your colleagues whisper how cute you are behind closed doors.

Women are innately attracted by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out good genetics with incredible efficiency. Even women who "rejected" you would've changed their mind if you actually tried. Your facial structure is a dead giveaway.And even if you aren't exactly the type of some women,she'll introduce you to her girlfriends the moment she acknowledges your objectively good features.

You will never be truly alone. You wrench out a fake frown every single morning and tell yourself you're destined to be alone, but deep inside you feel hope blossoming like a hot spring, ready to lift you up any moment from now.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll install Tinder,put yourself out there, find a girlfriend, and passionate sex with her. Your parents will hear about that, relieved that you finally found the happiness they knew you deserve. They'll praise you with warmth and proudness,and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know you have gotten consensual sex from a girl. Your mind will be freed from all the doubt, and all that will remain is a man that is unmistakably successful.

This is your fate. This is what you were born into. There is no turning back.

 

My best bro Jeff turned himself into a femboy, he calls himself Crystal. Yesterday we were PVPing in Minecraft and everytime I hit him he moaned quietly, after some time I told him to stop, even though I was hard as fuck by then. He said "Tee hee, fine I'll stop b-baka(he likes japanese cartoons and comic books), look at me now." I minimized the Minecraft window and my jaw dropped, there it was on my screen. Jeff's asshole, he streamed it to me on discord, the quality was pretty good for a webcam.

My girlfriend walked into the room. Thankfully my reflexes were good enough after all those years of masturbation, I quickly minimized discord window. My gf looked me in the eyes and said "Was there your buddy Jeff's asshole on the screen just now?" Oh no, I wasn't quick enough. "Honey, it's not Jeff, it's Crystal" I mumbled. "What the fuck? It's totally Jeff, I would recognise his asshole anytim-" she stopped herself "Anyway, we are breaking up, you cheating scum!" my gf yelled and left. "Damn, bro, you ended my relationship" I said into the mic sadly. His response was "Ok, wanna fuck?"

So, folx, should I? uhmmm... auughhummmm.... do the thinggg??? 🧐😩🤔 I crave some bussy, but it is NNN after all...