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Welcome back, folks! Today, we had quite an eventful news segment. First up, we discussed the inauguration of Jerry Rawlings as the president of Ghana's Fourth Republic. Despite some hiccups during the ceremony (yes, Rawlings accidentally mooned the crowd), Rawlings promises democracy and freedom for the people of Ghana. Moving on, we traveled back in time to 1610 when Galileo Galilei shook up the astronomy world with his discovery of four moons orbiting Jupiter. However, the Vatican wasn't thrilled with Galileo's curiosity and put him under house arrest. Fast forward to present day, and Spain has finally formed a coalition government after a long political limbo. Led by Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez, this administration consists of ministers from various parties, although not everyone is thrilled about it. Right-wing party Vox Populi Noxious has vowed to oppose the coalition. And now, let's get a glimpse of the weather forecast for the week. It's going to be a chilly one, folks, with frosty conditions, snow in the midlands, and temperatures dropping to zero degrees in the north. Brr! Shifting gears, we delved into a significant moment in history back in 1989. Iranian envoys extended an unexpected invitation to Mikhail Gorbachev, urging him to embrace Islam over communism and predicting the Soviet bloc's unraveling. Talk about a historic crossroads! As we navigate through these pivotal moments, it's clear that the old world order is coming to an end, making room for a new world order. This is News Bang, where truth speaks loud and clear. Stay tuned for more updates.   In other news, we had correspondent Ken Schitt reporting on a tragic incident that occurred in Nag Hammadi, Egypt in 2010. Muslim gunmen opened fire on a crowd of Coptic Christians, resulting in the death of eight worshipers. This act of violence escalated religious tensions and left the Middle East in a state of uncertainty. Ken emphasizes that there is no excuse for such barbaric behavior and calls for unity among Christians, Muslims, Jews, and atheists to stand against acts of terror. Moving on, we shifted our focus to Spain, where the formation of a coalition government is making headlines. After nearly a year of governmental drought, this is Spain's first coalition government since the Second Spanish Republic (1931-1939). Correspondent Hardiman Pesto interviews the newly appointed Minister of Historical Affairs, Senorita Isabella Clueless, who sheds light on the intense political reflection that led to the formation of the coalition. They aim to address pressing issues such as the economy and education, among other significant matters. Taking a trip down memory lane, we revisited the year 1948 when Air National Guard pilot Thomas Mantell tragically lost his life while pursuing an unidentified flying object near Fort Knox, Kentucky. However, it was later revealed that the object was a top-secret skyhook balloon. Melody Wintergreen reports on the mysterious circumstances and tragedy surrounding Mantell's pursuit, blurring the lines between reality and myth in this aerial enigma. That wraps up our news segment for today. Stay tuned for more exciting updates from around the world. This is News Bang, signing off.