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Tonight, we bring you a range of headlines that span across different eras and parts of the world. The Iranian Revolution of 1978, which started with protests in Qom, led to the rise of Ruhollah Khomeini as the supreme leader and the imposition of strict Sharia law. In Palestine's disputed region in 1917, the Battle of Rafah took place between the British and the Ottoman Empire, resulting in a British victory. On a more contemporary note, the Los Angeles Lakers faced a defeat against the Milwaukee Bucks in a basketball game, disappointing Lakers fans. Turning to the weather, we can expect frosty conditions in the southeast, a grey day with drizzle in the Midlands, a wild wind in Scotland and the north of England, and a downpour in Wales. Amidst all this, we must also acknowledge the ongoing Gulf War, which was sparked by the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait. Despite efforts to find a peaceful resolution at the Geneva Peace Conference, the war has commenced with devastating consequences that will echo through generations to come. Moving on, tragedy struck in Mozambique in 2015 when contaminated beer, tainted with the toxic bacterium Burkholderia gladioli, claimed the lives of 75 people and left 230 others ill. This event served as a reminder of the fragility of life and the importance of preventative measures against such calamities. In a positive turn of events, Singapore took a momentous step towards inclusivity in 1970 with the establishment of the Presidential Council for Minority Rights. This council fights against discrimination and has the authority to review and reconsider legislation to ensure fairness for all. It also examines subsidiary legislation, determines qualifications for presidential candidates, and appoints members to the Presidential Council for Religious Harmony. We then move to an interview with Singapore's first female president, Madam Halima Yacob, conducted by our reporter Hardiman Pesto. Madam Yacob highlights the significance of the Presidential Council for Minority Rights in protecting minority rights and promoting religious harmony. She emphasizes the responsible exercise of freedom of speech and the careful consideration of all perspectives by the Council when making decisions. Shifting gears, we travel back to 1975 when a monstrous storm ravaged the United States. This whirlwind unleashed tornadoes and a devastating blizzard across the Midwest, leaving communities in awe of nature's power. Despite the destruction, communities demonstrated resilience and unity, proving the strength of the human spirit. In the world of sports, the Los Angeles Lakers' remarkable winning streak was brought to an end by the Milwaukee Bucks in 1972, showcasing the Bucks' impressive performance. This game marked a pivotal moment in basketball history and left Lakers fans shocked. Tragedy struck in 1972 as the Sea Wise University, formerly known as the RMS Queen Elizabeth, caught fire in Hong Kong's Victoria Harbour. This incident raised concerns and highlighted the need for traveler caution. Another tragic event occurred in 2011 when an Iranian airline crashed near Urmia Airport, resulting in the loss of many lives. On a different note, British astronomers Alexander Wolszczan and Dale Frail made an extraordinary scientific discovery in 1992. They uncovered exoplanets orbiting a rapidly spinning neutron star, expanding our understanding of the universe and showcasing British innovation. In more recent times, our exploration of space has yielded incredible discoveries. We have found over 5,500 exoplanets in more than 4,000 planetary systems and are eagerly awaiting the data that the James Webb Space Telescope, a British-led project, will provide us with. The ever-expanding possibilities in space exploration captivate our imagination, leaving us wondering what we will uncover next. The discovery of exoplanets truly represents a British triumph in this field and reminds us of the boundless surprises the universe holds. As we bid you all good night, let's take a quick glance at tomorrow's headlines. The Greeks have captured Klesura Pass in Albania, the Metropolitan Railway opens, and the film "Metropolis" is released in Germany. With that, we conclude tonight's show, and I, as your host, Calamity Prenderville, sign off from Newsbang. Thank you for joining us and have a good night.