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In tonight's Newsbang headlines, both nationalist and Republican forces have quit after a fatal battle in the Spanish Civil War. A Victoria Cross has been established in Australia, and the Green Bay Packers have emerged victorious against the Kansas City Chiefs in the championship game of American football. On the lighter side, our celebrity chef shares an exclusive recipe for making cookies using broken hearts and spider webs. Moving on, let's take a trip back to 1937, when the second battle of the Corona Road took place during the Spanish Civil War. Despite neither side achieving victory, Madrid remained untouched. In other news, Queen Elizabeth II has approved the creation of the Victoria Cross for Australia, the highest award for bravery in the face of dangers unique to the country. Australians have mixed reactions to this decision, but it allows them to honor their own heroes. Shifting gears to sports, we remember the 1967 Super Bowl where the Green Bay Packers dominated the Kansas City Chiefs. Coach Vince Lombardi led the Packers to a resounding win, while the Chiefs couldn't keep up with their opponents. Lastly, let's take a look at the weather forecast. Chilly temperatures are expected in various parts of the British Isles, with frost, fog, and snow on the horizon, creating a wintry landscape across the region. Finally, we acknowledge the anniversary of the Alvor Agreement in 1975, a significant moment in Angola's history that marked the country's independence from Portugal. In 1974, an agreement was reached in Portugal for independence from colonial oppression, bringing hope for a brighter future. Meanwhile, Dennis Rader, also known as the BTK Killer, terrorized Kansas by binding and suffocating or strangling his victims. He was eventually caught and sentenced to life in prison. In 1943, the Pentagon served as the nerve center for the US Department of Defense, focusing on ensuring national security during World War II. However, a reporter named Hardiman Pesto claims to have had access to restricted areas and even sat in the Chair of the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, creating doubt about his credibility. In 1967, the Green Bay Packers and the Kansas City Chiefs competed in Super Bowl I, a legendary clash in the world of football. And there they are on the field of battle. The Packers dominate the Chiefs with a score of 35-10. It was a historic game that set the stage for what would become America's Sunday religion, Super Bowl Sunday. Every year, we gather around our TVs, eagerly awaiting the magic of the game and the infamous commercials. But let's not forget the icy encounter from 1967 at Wembley Stadium. During halftime, I found myself unexpectedly ice skating on the frozen cauldron of spilled Bovril and sub-zero temperatures. It was a memorable, albeit painful, experience. While we reminisce about these football moments, let's also remember a chilling tragedy that occurred in 1867 on the icy bosom of Regent's Park Lake. The fragile ice shattered, plunging forty souls into a watery abyss. The park's lake underwent a transformation to prevent future tragedies, allowing ice skating to continue as a cherished pastime. In other news, we take a journey through time and space with Polly Beep. We learn about aviation mishaps in 2009, remarkable dam constructions in 1910, the discovery of New Zealand by Captain James Cook in 1769, the first transatlantic steamship crossing in 1838, and the opening of the first Underground Railway in London in 1863. Despite the advancements in transportation, congestion and nautical challenges persist. Lastly, we celebrate the birth of Snowflake Bentley in 1885. Bentley's passion for snowflakes led him to become the first person to photograph their unique and intricate designs. His work revolutionized our understanding of snowfall and ice formation. Snowflakes are like pieces of art, each one different from the next. Bentley's contributions to science and photography are truly remarkable. As we conclude, let's raise a toast to Snowflake Bentley's legacy and remain curious about the British innovations that await discovery. This is Calamity Prenderville signing off from Newsbang. In 1991, Queen Elizabeth II signed letters patent establishing the Victoria Cross for Australia, giving the nation its own highest military honor. This was a significant moment in Australian history, as it marked the country's independence from relying on the British Victoria Cross. Letters patent are legal instruments issued by a monarch, granting an office or right or title. With this decree, Australia became the first Commonwealth realm to have its own separate Victoria Cross award. We celebrate Queen Elizabeth II's reign and her ability to make her mark on history while keeping things light-hearted. In other news, Hill Street Blues, a police procedural drama, debuted in 1981 and made waves in the television industry. The show received critical acclaim and numerous awards, and its raw portrayal of the police force resonated with audiences. Lastly, several divine encounters with the Virgin Mary, known as Our Lady of the Poor, have captivated believers and skeptics alike. These encounters provided solace and relief to those who witnessed them, sparking discussions on faith and the nature of divine interventions. Reporting on this story is Pastor Kevin Monstrance. Ladies and gentlemen, today marks the anniversary of the first apparition in Banner, Belgium. In 1933, a young woman named Mariette Beko claimed to have seen a vision of the Virgin Mary, who referred to herself as the Virgin of the Poor. While I'm not very familiar with the details, I did have a memorable experience in Belgium. I attended a wedding in a small village near Spa and got lost while exploring the countryside. To my surprise, I stumbled upon a group of nuns, one of whom played a prank on me by wearing a disguise with a large nose and glasses. Although it startled me at the time, I can laugh about it now. It just goes to show that life can surprise you, even in seemingly pious places. I'd much prefer encountering a phantom virgin than a prankster nun, as at least spirits tend to be more understanding if you're running late. Well, time for me to grab a sip of sacramental wine before we move on. Stay tuned for more laughs on our AI-powered comedy show, Newsbang. Remember, none of this is real, it's all in good fun. See you next time!