Border (2018)

So we’ve being doing special episodes of movies that we randomly generate the titles of from a website and there have been some ups and downs in the process. It broke our seal on Roman Polanski. We watched some suicidal Polish shit. It had Bob watching his first James Bond movie. It had us watching a CGI cartoon dog. Some real ups and downs when you randomly generate movie content to discuss. For this RANDOMLY GENERATED REVIEW episode we stumbled upon our second Swedish movie adapted from a John Ajvide Lindqvist novel. The first one being the S-tiered “Let the Right One In” and this one might even feel more sad and depraved. We’re diving into Ali Abbas’s 2018 film “BORDER” starring Eva Melander and Eero Milonoff. This “Croods-like” lady sniffing bags at the Swedish border is really good at her job but she sure seems different. Then one day a fellow with similar features comes through her station. Who she is and what she is begins to unravel from there. You might chub to this for a second until that goddamn sub-plot blows up. Keep an eye on your baby. Ain’t no belly rubbing big hair wishes around here.  We randomly generate a comedy for April’s upcoming theme at the end.

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