Winter Castle Features the Most Heinous Villain We’ve Ever Seen in a Movie, and Not Because She would’ve Saltburn-ed Someone

Les, Jason, and Kurt go off the rails right out of the gate when Les and Kurt are blindsided by the new show open that Jason made. (Working on that “Kurt Fitzpatrick, Gay Icon” merch, stat!). Plus, the guys imagine a world where Blac Chyna dates Fiddler on the Roof Star Topol (obviously). Then, they dig into Hallmark’s 2019 movie Winter Castle, a movie that wants us to be happy for people so awful that they’ve scheduled a an expensive and unnecessarily last-minute destination wedding in a very cold and very remote area.  In fact, everyone in this movie is terrible from the guy who’s stringing his not-girlfriend along, to the family trying to end this guy’s non-relationship, to the lead pursuing this guy, to his not-really-a-girlfriend literally sneezing in someone’s face. Really, the only redeeming person in the movie is a side character that may have bought a very specifically intimate gift at Tiffany which is definitely nicer than the snow before the maple syrup hit it. 

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Engaging Banter and Unpredictable Twists in a Destination Wedding Drama - A Lifetime of Hallmark

Welcome to an exciting episode of "A Lifetime of Hallmark" where your hosts, Les Kirkendall Barrett, Jason Bowers, and Kurt Fitzpatrick dive into a hearty critique of an unexpected destination wedding drama and the fascinating world of Hallmark movies. Enjoy the cocktail of light-hearted banter, insightful observations, and comical perspectives as the hosts dissect various elements of Hallmark and Lifetime movies.

In this episode, unravel the divisive concept of a destination wedding from the entertaining banter of our hosts. Discover personal anecdotes, role-playing in fictional scenarios, and jump into the questionable appeal of a wedding set in freezing temperatures. It's a rollercoaster episode packed with exhilarating debates, colorful film reviews, and careful exploration of the balance between dream weddings and financial burdens.

From the world of movies to real-world celebrity drama, the hosts leave no stone unturned. Savor the lively discussion about destination weddings, the continuous flow of laughter, and the web of intricate stories about love, relationships, and unexpected connections. A delightful mix of film commentary, celebrity gossip, humor, surprises, and unexpected revelations await in this episode of "A Lifetime of Hallmark".