Zombie Pigeon Bloodbath

In this part of the podcast/show, I, Smithsonian Moss, take the listeners back to 1747 in London. I describe the London Lock Hospital, the first voluntary hospital that treated sexually transmitted infections. I emphasize that it wasn't just an ordinary clinic but a full-service VD emporium that later expanded to offer maternity and gynecology services. I highlight that the hospital was funded by public subscription, showing the community spirit of the time. I mention that the hospital closed in 1952 but left a legacy of open discussions about private parts. I sign off by encouraging listeners to stay safe and sassy and reminding them to practice safe sex. The podcast/show then transitions to discussing Pope Sylvester I, the Bishop of Rome in 314 AD. I introduce Pastor Kevin Monstrance as a guest to delve into the mysteries surrounding Pope Sylvester I. We discuss Sylvester's influence in building churches and his connection to Constantine the Great, who became Rome's first Christian Emperor. I share a humorous anecdote about Archbishop Dreary MacDreary and his failed attempt to leave a lasting legacy with a grand construction project. I conclude by highlighting the importance of faith with humility. Finally, there is a segment where I mock newspaper headlines, emphasizing the satirical and comedic nature of the show. I sign off by expressing a playful dislike for the listeners and promoting the next episode.