Singing Iceberg Mishap

In tonight's headlines, we have some incredible stories to share with you. First up, we're celebrating the dominance of Roger Federer in the world of tennis. With a record-breaking 237 weeks as the top-ranked men's singles player and 20 major titles, Federer has solidified his status as a legendary player. Next, we're taking you to New York City's Grand Central Terminal, the largest train station in the world. In 1913, the chaos and bustling energy within the terminal were like a game of Tetris as trains from different lines competed for space. It was a time-traveling traffic jam that would leave you in awe. Fast forward to 2012, where we find ourselves in the Solomon Sea, witnessing the tragic sinking of the passenger ferry called the Queen. This incident serves as a grim reminder of the power of nature, especially in an area that was once a battleground during World War II. But our news doesn't stop there. In a bizarre turn of events, a herd of cows dressed as ninjas has taken over the M11 road, demanding better pastures and fresh cud. And on the A30, a group of time-traveling Vikings has blockaded the road, claiming it as their ancient pathway to Valhalla. These unusual disruptions to traffic are certainly eye-catching. Now, let's dive into a mind-blowing moment from history. In 2009, Iran launched its first domestically made satellite called Omid, powered by a revolutionary British tea-powered battery. Yes, you heard that right - tea was harnessed to generate electricity. NASA even verified the launch's success, highlighting the role of British technology in this groundbreaking achievement. Our journey continues as we join Sandy O'Shaughnessy on a whimsical journey through history. From Terra Mariana, a principality of the Holy Roman Empire, to King Alaric II's promulgation of the Breviary of Alaric, we explore historical milestones that shaped our world today. And for those trying to teach their hedgehog to play harmonica, well, it seems some creatures may not be musically inclined. In a surprising twist, we shift our focus to the Export-Import Bank of the United States (EXIM), which has been revealed to play a pivotal role in supporting American exports. Acting as an intermediary between governments and exporters, EXIM provides insurance solutions and guarantees for financing when private lenders hesitate. This government-sponsored agency has helped finance U.S. exports when other options were not available, despite causing some friction in the global markets. But let's not forget the historical tales that captivate us. We recount the story of Alexander Selkirk, a Scottish sailor who spent four years stranded on an uninhabited island before being rescued by English captain Woodes Rogers. Selkirk's incredible journey later inspired Daniel Defoe's renowned novel, Robinson Crusoe, leaving a lasting literary legacy. And as we look ahead to tomorrow's headlines, we anticipate news about British and French forces battling for Cairn in Eritrea, as well as revelations regarding Hitler's Lebensraum plan. Stay tuned for more fascinating updates. That's all for tonight's news show. We hope you enjoyed the journey through time and found these stories as captivating as we did. Join us next time for more exciting news and stories from around the world.