Lady Alaska’s Cornflake Dilemma

In today's headlines, we cover the downfall of Julian Assange and WikiLeaks, with Assange jailed for not returning VHS tapes and WikiLeaks struggling for content. We also hear about Chelsea Manning's mishap of leaking aquatic photos, mistaken for classified documents. The Space Shuttle Enterprise's maiden flight in 1977 is highlighted, showcasing Britain's innovation in space exploration. FBI agent Robert Hanson's betrayal as a double agent for the KGB and GRU is revealed, leaving the FBI embarrassed. The demise of WikiLeaks and the limitations on whistleblowers are discussed, emphasizing the lack of transparency in government. The report on the Kali Yuga from 3102 BC describes a period of low morality and the beginning of writing and metalworking. The episode concludes with a humorous take on newspaper headlines from Clinton to prison riots, offering a mix of news and comedic elements.