Harmoniously Crying Onions

In this News-Show, we covered various intriguing headlines from different time periods and events. We started by delving into a story about the Japanese seizing Christmas Island during World War II, and the subsequent involvement of the U.S. Navy in thwarting their plans. Moving on to Hollywood in 1930, we discussed the implementation of the Hays Code, a strict censorship guideline that stifled creativity in the movie industry for three decades. The show also touched upon the capture of Malolos by American forces in 1899, marking a dark day in history. The show then segued into discussing Selena's tragic demise at the hands of her fan club president, Yolanda Saldiva, and the ensuing impact on the Hispanic and Latino community. The decommissioning of the USS Missouri, the last active U.S. Navy battleship, in Long Beach, California, was highlighted as a solemn farewell to an era of maritime history. Next, a historic event where the French Navy vessel, Guillaume Tell, surrendered to a British squadron in the Malta Channel, was detailed. Further topics included the arrival of Ferdinand Magellan's Spanish expedition in the Philippines in 1521, the first Catholic Mass in the region, and the unique storytelling around this event by Pastor Kevin Monstrance. The show wrapped up by sharing whimsical future headlines and announcing the celebration of National Pretend to be a Dinosaur Day. The show signed off with a reminder that it was a comedy show created by AI, with impersonated voices and fictional content.