Smack Talk, Dizzles Birthday Fools’n, the Return of Road Racing, and Is Gravel Going Soft?

Episode 93 - Smack Talk, Dizzles Birthday Fools’n, the Return of Road Racing, and Is Gravel Going Soft?

What up party people. New show comin’ atcha with all sorts of hot takes for y’all over the next hour and change. We’ve got Scott’s hot take on the resurgence of domestic road racing, DJ bringing the heat over news of BWR course changes due to… wait for it… it being too cold? Oh and we also find out on the air that Dizzle’s birthday was in fact the same day as April Fools and we completely missed it. 

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Summary

The conversation revolves around the upcoming Levi's Grand Fonda race and the changing conditions of gravel races. The hosts discuss the prize money, race dates, and their plans to participate in multiple races. They also talk about the decision to shorten the race in Utah due to cold weather and the implications of weather conditions on race distances. The conversation touches on topics like tire choices, bike handling skills, and the importance of preparation for races. The hosts share personal anecdotes and humorous moments throughout the conversation. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various aspects of preparing for a gravel race, including attire, nutrition, and equipment. They joke about the need for a mustache, flannel, and mullet, and discuss the use of hydration packs and gel mixes. They also talk about the importance of having the right tires and chain length for a gravel bike. The hosts share their experiences and offer advice to Scott, who is preparing for his first gravel race. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss PRJT D1ZL CLTV's birthday and the concept of inclusivity in sports. They also talk about the lack of prize purses in gravel races and the potential for road racing to make a comeback. The conversation ends with a discussion about upcoming races and the different categories and formats they offer. The conversation explores the idea of a doping-friendly sports contest, where athletes are allowed to use performance-enhancing drugs. The hosts discuss the potential negative health implications and legal issues that could arise from such a competition. They also consider the possibility of creating a controlled environment for athletes to train and compete without drug testing. Ultimately, they express concerns about the dangers and ethical implications of allowing unlimited performance enhancement. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including elite marathon runners and drugs, Drew's YouTube channel, getting kids into mountain biking, creating an independent gravel point system, and the quality of AliExpress carbon bike parts. They also talk about archery and the importance of using a reliable release. The hosts share their thoughts on different gravel tires and their experiences with flat tires. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss their least favorite people to ride with in a group and the mystery surrounding a writer mentioned in a video. They also talk about overlaying data on videos, their music preferences while riding, and the delay in launching Bonk Bros merchandise. The conversation ends with a humorous discussion about the Crock-Potinator 4000.

Keywords

Levi's Grand Fonda, prize money, gravel races, race dates, race distances, weather conditions, tire choices, bike handling skills, race preparation, gravel race, attire, nutrition, equipment, mustache, flannel, mullet, hydration pack, gel mix, tires, chain length, birthday, inclusivity, prize purses, gravel races, road racing, categories, formats, doping, performance-enhancing drugs, sports competition, health implications, legal issues, controlled environment, unlimited performance enhancement, elite marathon runners, drugs, YouTube channel, mountain biking, independent point system, AliExpress carbon bike parts, archery, release, gravel tires, flat tires, riding in a group, video content, data overlay, music preferences, Bonk Bros merchandise, Crock-Potinator 4000

 

Takeaways

Gravel races are becoming increasingly popular, with participants planning to compete in multiple events.

Race organizers may make adjustments to race distances or routes based on weather conditions.

Tire choice and bike handling skills are important considerations for gravel races.

Proper race preparation, including training and equipment, is crucial for a successful race.

Personal anecdotes and humor add an entertaining element to the conversation. Consider the appropriate attire for a gravel race, including sunglasses, a flannel, and a mustache.

Hydration packs may not be necessary for shorter gravel races, as water can be obtained from aid stations.

Gel mixes can be a convenient source of nutrition during a gravel race.

Choosing the right tires and chain length is important for optimal performance on a gravel bike. PRJT D1ZL CLTV's birthday is on April 1st, and his friends initially thought it was a joke

The hosts discuss the concept of inclusivity in sports and the focus on professional athletes

They talk about the lack of prize purses in gravel races and the potential for road racing to make a comeback

The hosts share their thoughts on different race categories and formats

They joke about the idea of racing for pink slips and the possibility of offering bikes as prizes at events The idea of a doping-friendly sports contest raises concerns about the negative health implications for athletes.

Allowing unlimited performance enhancement could lead to legal issues and potential lawsuits.

Creating a controlled environment for athletes to train and compete without drug testing could be a possible alternative.

There are ethical considerations and dangers associated with allowing unlimited performance enhancement in sports. Elite marathon runners are sometimes accused of using performance-enhancing drugs.

Drew's YouTube channel is popular and viewers suggest he should give a kickback to the podcast.

Getting kids into mountain biking can be as simple as taking them out and letting them have fun.

An independent gravel point system could be a way to recognize top performers in the sport.

Using reliable and high-quality equipment is crucial in archery to prevent accidents.

Choosing the right gravel tire depends on the race and the terrain, with considerations for flat protection and rolling resistance. The hosts discuss their least favorite people to ride with in a group and the drama surrounding a writer mentioned in a video.

Overlaying data on videos can be challenging, especially for longer races, but it can provide valuable insights for viewers.

The hosts have different music preferences while riding, with some preferring music with lyrics and others enjoying instrumental or techno beats.

The launch of Bonk Bros merchandise has been delayed, but the hosts are working on it and plan to release water bottles soon.

The hosts joke about the Crockpotanator 4000, a fictional product that combines their love for crock pots and cycling.

 

Alternative Titles

The Importance of Race Preparation

The Impact of Weather on Race Distances Preparing for a Gravel Race: Attire and Accessories

Nutrition and Hydration Strategies for Gravel Racing A Birthday Joke

The Debate on Inclusivity in Sports Exploring the Concept of a Doping-Friendly Sports Contest

Creating a Controlled Environment for Athletes to Train and Compete Choosing the Right Gravel Tire

Getting Kids into Mountain Biking Delayed Launch: Bonk Bros Merchandise

The Crock-Potinator 4000: A Humorous Idea

 

Sound Bites

"Wow, you call yourself a tire expert and you're not familiar?"

"Yeah, you need, you need jorts, dude."

"visor on your helmet."

"Yeah, you need to get a tattoo before the race starts."

"For BWR California, I would say no because you're going to get all the water you need from the car."

"Last year, that's what I did. I had baggies of mix, but now I've converted to, took the cap off and dumped it in."

"I got all these like random happy birthday text messages."

"Exclusivity is not a bad thing, I don't think."

"If you were to win Unbound, you are gonna get so much more money the next year in sponsorships than you would ever get from whatever prize money they would give you."

"Yeah, it's gonna be really bad. Dude, they're gonna be doing so much EPO that people are gonna be dying in their sleep."

"No, dude, people are gonna-"

"Yeah, well, they shouldn't put up prize money. Because then you're incentivizing people to do it."

"The elite marathon runners are already on drugs."

"We need a code for Drew's YouTube channel."

"Mountain biking is fun enough. You don't have to encourage him."

"Uh, Dizzle, based on your latest video, who is your least favorite person to ride with in a group? Hehehehe"

"Cause I want to leave it a mystery. I want them to go watch my video."

"Oh, that's kind of sick."

 

Chapters

00:00 Introduction and Discussion of Levi's Grand Fonda

02:58 The Impact of Weather on Race Distances

05:56 Choosing the Right Tires and Developing Bike Handling Skills

08:59 The Importance of Race Preparation

11:59 Personal Anecdotes and Humorous Moments

15:40 Preparing for a Gravel Race: Attire and Accessories

16:25 Nutrition and Hydration Strategies for Gravel Racing

29:29 A Birthday Joke

32:07 The Debate on Inclusivity in Sports

35:36 The Lack of Prize Purses in Gravel Races

38:05 The Potential for Road Racing to Make a Comeback

41:07 Different Race Categories and Formats

44:18 Racing for Pink Slips and Bike Prizes

57:24 Exploring the Concept of a Doping-Friendly Sports Contest

59:36 The Potential Health Implications of Unlimited Performance Enhancement

01:00:49 Legal Issues and Ethical Considerations of Allowing Performance-Enhancing Drugs

01:02:12 Creating a Controlled Environment for Athletes to Train and Compete

01:02:32 The Dangers and Ethical Implications of Unlimited Performance Enhancement

01:02:54 Elite Marathon Runners and Drugs

01:03:34 Drew's YouTube Channel and Kickbacks

01:04:26 Getting Kids into Mountain Biking

01:05:01 Independent Gravel Point System

01:13:11 The Importance of a Reliable Archery Release

01:16:36 Choosing the Right Gravel Tire

01:24:36 Drama and Mystery: Least Favorite People to Ride With

01:25:09 Overlaying Data on Videos: Challenges and Insights

01:26:14 Music Preferences While Riding: Lyrics vs. Instrumental

01:27:24 Delayed Launch: Bonk Bros Merchandise

01:36:11 The Crock-Potinator 4000: A Humorous Idea