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Today, we cover a variety of news stories from different periods in history. In 1602, Bartholomew Gosnold explores Cape Cod, leaving a mark on maritime history. In 1953, the first Pinewood Derby for Cub Scouts is held, adding excitement to scouting. Moving to 1957, the UK tests its first hydrogen bomb, signaling a new era in nuclear arms. In 1972, the Ryukyu Islands are returned to Japan after US administration. Shifting to 1869, Susan B. Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton form the National Woman Suffrage Association, sparking a new chapter in the fight for women's rights. In the art world, Vincent van Gogh's painting sells for a record price, reflecting the growing influence of Japanese collectors. Lastly, in 1252, the Inquisition's powers of torture are granted through the papal bull, Ad Extapanda, showcasing a dark chapter in church history. The news is rounded off with a mix of current and whimsical headlines from different publications, adding a touch of humor to the day's events.