Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

And so our journey through THE FORCED concludes with this episode. All the Star Wars movies, up to now, have been thoroughly watched and discussed. Now we ride off into Tatooine’s double sunset because we will never watch these ever again. Once upon a time we might have gotten angry at these movies. Many get angry to this day with the sequel trilogies having their own divisions amongst the fanbase. We won’t be angry this time. Just happy to move on. We’ve done our mission. We’ve supplied you with new and proper opinions that you can replace inside your mind. We will leave the comment thread nitpicking to the rest of the internet. The only thing I would change about all of them is that I would digitally insert Jar Jar Binks into all the movies. New cuts and remasters adding Jar Jar. It wouldn’t be Rey learning that she is the granddaughter of Emperor Palpatine. It would be Rey learning that she was the daughter of Master Sith Lord and true ruler of the Final Order, Jar Jar Binks. Yes. This is so much better. I did it. I fixed Disney Star Wars. Recut that shit, Disney.  We’re saying goodbye with this most recent STAR WARS film and the finale of the last trilogy. J.J. Abrams returned to scrub off some Rian Johnson with the 2019 space fantasy “STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER”. The Emperor definitely raised zombie Dreadnoughts from below the ground. Those are zombie machines. Jesus Christ I can’t wait to watch something that isn’t in space.

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