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In today's News-Show, we cover various intriguing stories. The show starts with the announcement of JFK launching the first plane into orbit, followed by a historical dive into the Westminster Assembly of 1643, where theological debates turned into a chaotic mess. The show then delves into Lexil's comet near-miss with Earth in 1770, showcasing the importance of being prepared for cosmic events. Moving on, the weather forecast is presented with colorful descriptions of the upcoming weather conditions. The show then shifts to significant historical events like the Battle of the Boyne in 1690, where the clash between King William III and King James II reshaped Irish history. The show also touches on modern-day turmoil, such as civil unrest in Ulaanbaatar due to allegations of electoral fraud. The establishment of the Scottish Parliament through the Scotland Act 1998 and its impact on devolved power is highlighted. A detailed look at the opening of New York's Idlewild Airport, now known as John F. Kennedy International Airport, in 1948 is provided, along with the subsequent impact on American aviation. Further, the invention of the Remington No. 1 typewriter in 1874 catapults the show into a historical recount of its significance in written communication. The Singapore Improvement Trust's efforts in addressing housing crises in Singapore are also explored. In a quirky turn of events, Chicago's Mayor Anton Cermak's unconventional approach to combat economic woes with classical music through the Grant Park Music Festival is discussed. The show concludes with a humorous tale from the Westminster Assembly of 1643, shedding light on the comical misunderstandings that could occur during theological discussions. The show rounds off with a look at upcoming headlines and a comical reminder to mind your own business when news happens.