Saturn 3 – Horny Captain Kirk

Saturn 3 is, quite frankly, just a bizarre film. It focuses on essentially three characters—played by just Kirk Douglas, Farah Fawcett, and Harvey Keitel—as well as a corny looking robot named Hector.

Douglas and Fawcett, as Major Adam and his assistant Alex, work on one of the moon's of Saturn, striving to find solutions to Earth's hunger problem.

Keitel, as the menacing Benson, shows up to bring chaos and terror to their lives. Well, really he's just weird, but his robot companion—fueled by his worst traits—becomes a murderous psychopath.

That is essentially the movie. It has odd sex scenes, a dearth of tension, some supremely bad ADR over Keitel's voice, and some of the worst practical effects this side of Uranus.

Hence why it is hailed as one of the worst movies of all-time, crashing and burning with critics and at the box office.

Now, sit back, question your life choices with a tumbler of tequila, and monitor our hydroponics! The Thunderous Wizard (@WriterTLK), Bling Blake, and Chumpzilla are feeding our worst impulses into Hector's collection of baby brains!

This Week’s Segments:

• Introduction/Plot Breakdown – Trapped between unnatural love and inhuman desire! (0:00)
• Lingering Questions – How dumb is Hector's design? (34:13)
• The "Blue Dreamers" Trivia Challenge – Chumpzilla challenges the field to trivia about the movie. (51:02)
• Recommendations – We offer our picks for the week and next up: We continue Notorious Flops with Highlander II: The Quickening! (1:00:14)

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