ONRS - Band names and closet time

ONRS  - 3-29-19 – Band Names and Closet Time 

The show opens up with an over enthusiastic intro, a slew of characters from all walks of life, all made the more interesting by a Florida thunderstorm complete with a Tornado warning before the show. Tonight we join show hosts Owen and Ty as we welcome Travis, our new friend Tom, Bubbles, and everyone’s favorite Hillbilly Hippie “Jimmy James”. We talk about good and bad DM experiences and Owen completely fucking up his passport application… After paying the money to apply.  Owen is fascinated with the British term “Master” for a juvenile. Tom is a 4th.

Tonight also features:

The worst names you’ve ever heard…

Owen is obsessed with the BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER... Its all about Nick Offerman Pissing.

"The Nature" reminds us to reflect on an important figure to us and we remember friend of the ONRS: Dave Brockie. RIP Leader of the Scum Dogs, we will always remember you fondly. 

We enjoy his fucking around as Oderus Urungus on Fox News' "Red Eye" as its Interplanetary Correspondent. 

Owen and Theresa get ripped off on some bloody mary’s, by the “Best Blood Mary in Orlando”, as Owen tells this story, the studio is raped by Travis and Patchouli.  The rape was $15. No Tip.

We all give ourselves hypothetical Band Names and imagine what those bands would be.

Tom sits in the Drippy Chair, we debate if its worse than the brand new closet chair.

We watch the trailer to "the Goat Simulator" its awesome if you're  a goat that plays video games

 We play the band FIDLAR, they are good, then we do a second segment.

In the second segment:

Patchouli is terrible, but does indicate one is holding weed.

Mark from our podcast friends over at  "Waxing Lyrical" gives us a call to spread his British charm and agrees that Patchouli smells like shit. Mark tells us of his days smashing heads as Jimmy tells us about his being shot. It is later determined that we are "Scum Cousins" of the internet.

Do women like a fancy cologne or a Mans natural musk?

Our Redneck friend Lyle calls... he answers questions about his extremely long finger nails, grooming nails with a knife, and his hobby of taxidermy. He tells us all about his Dead? Kill Box.

We discuss this Freedom Tower Base Jump.  All Go Pro, all illegal, all busted.

Then theres the guy that hooks a 11 foot Hammerhead shark in his kayak. 

And to put us to bed, Oderus Urungus reading good night moon.