Deep underground under a desert in Arizona is a bunker. In this bunker the System Marketing for the Acquisition for Research and Knowledge Department conducts tests and experiments on subjects watching professional wrestling. Being cut off from the world these subjects have never relives that wrestling is not real. The following is an account of the reactions of subject Nick and Dr. Dashwood after watching Wrestlemania xXx.
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