This week, we tuck our tail-like dinks out the back of our Spanx and call it the clencher. In addition to that, we give props to the Wilt Chamberlain of Guinea pigs, learn where not to purchase penis enlargers, talk super sea predators and odd fetishes, and Scott explains the plot of Jurassic Park to all the dumb-dumbs that just don't get it. This episode is dedicated to those lost fishing cellphones out of cesspits.