Tonight Owen is back from his cruise and we quickly learn of his arrival by way of him losing a friends friends dog. We examine the latest Juggalo invasion in Portland, Oregon, and Duncan lets us know of the hipsters he and his people want to eradicate. The video game Grand Theft Auto 5 gets a release for the new gaming systems featuring some very saucy POV type hooker action. Bill Cosby seems like he's fucked by allegations of rape and Owen contends that at his age he has nothing to lose and may be a loose rape cannon.
The boys made some new songs and as always we feature PRODUCTS!
We love you dearly, try not to eat all the dicks.
-ONRS
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