Phantom
Troublemaker talks to himself and looks at 2015 month by month.
From
January’s Royal Rumble Party to the far-flung wilds of October’s
Monsterama Con,
our host discusses his plans for 2015 and does a little pontification
on the side, brought to you by Angry Orchard Cider and Fireball
Whisky.
Settle
in and get ready for an episode that borders on rambling, but is
snatched back from the brink by some actual, for-real notes. Here’s
the list of topics that kept Phantom (sort of) on track:
January
Determine
how many entrants are in the Rumble.
Come
up with a system to draw numbers (I use a bowl with ping pong balls
in it) and number accordingly. You can get ping pong balls from your
local Dollar Tree for – wait for it – a dollar. I think six come
in a pack, so it should cost about five bucks to have enough. If you
need me to tell you where to get a bowl then you might not be
equipped to handle the rest of the Rumble Game. Go watch Uncle
Grandpa and eat some ‘Nilla Wafers.
Each
person in your group will draw numbers until there are none left. If
anyone ends up with fewer numbers, they may select one of their
drawn numbers to count double.
When
the Rumble begins, each person must keep track of their number as
the competitor enters the ring. Points are awarded thusly:
1
point for each elimination – if multiple contestants participate
in a single elimination, each is awarded a point
2
points for each competitor that makes it to the Final Four
5
points for the winner of the Rumble
Whoever
has the most points when the Rumble ends is the winner and has their
dinner paid for or wins fabulous cash and prizes or whatever.
February
March
May
June
September
October
“Procrastibate”
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