ALIEN: COVENANT Feat. Bertie Gilbert

In space, no one can hear your beef. This episode touches on the Venom spinoff, deepening lore, and Ridley Scott's new legal name. After a freak accident aboard the BOVINANT, survivors Tim and Dom respond to a distress signal at a nearby barbecue planet -- one that eerily meets the exact specifications of their years-long expedition for a new place to dish beef. There they meet Bertie, a woodwind-loving android who has genetically engineered the greatest beef of all. But when Dom foolishly follows Bertie into his basement grease chamber and peeks into a large and pulsing ravioli, a baby cow inside kisses Dom and Dom eats it. Hours later, from Dom's butthole bursts a beefomorph, and Tim eats it. It's good beef.