- What 3 stats would you want to know about your life? E..g, how many beers have i spent on alcohol
- Would you rather be able to read people’s thoughts, or control them?
Hot Pockets:
- Condoms Up 56 Percent, But Butts Down in NJ Annual Beach Sweep
- High School Coach Douses Field In Gasoline, Lights It On Fire, Promptly Gets Placed On Admin Leave
- Climate change could melt decades worth of human poop at Denali National Park in Alaska
- Denim ‘diapers’ are now a thing
Dank Rank - April Fools (biggest idiots, fools, april fools jokes, etc)