Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-08-12 (Lo-Fi Beats to Study, Game, and/or Sandblast Your Anus To Edition)

“HEY EDNA!”

 

“WHAAAAT?!!”

 

“HEY EDNA!”

 

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT GEORGE?! CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY KNITTING DICK MITTENS?!”

 

“THAT BINARY FELLA, YOU KNOW, THAT X-TEE-AN SLIVERTSELN GUY, HE MADE A LOAFY BEATS EDITION OF HIS PODCAST!”

 

“WHAAAAAAT?! LOAFY BEATS ARE MY FAVORITE! I LOVE TO LISTEN TO THAT STUFF WHEN I LOAF AROUND AAAAND WHEN I BAKE LOAVES OF BREAD AND LOAVES OF FISH FOR THE DESTITUTE PEOPLE OF JERUSALEM! LOAFY, LOAFY MCLOAF-LOAF ALL LOAFIN’ DAY!”

 

Awww yeah, muthafuckas! Emoclew to another Monday and another Monday Morning Aural Sex! This week, we have the Lo-Fi Beats to Study, Game, and/or Sandblast Your Anus To Edition! Big ups to that Oxford comma in the title for representin’ its unnecessary self, by the way! Yes, these beats are lo-fi, but they can be called loafy, too. Loaftacular, even. Loafgasmic! Ohhh, holy Fuckloaf! If you’re somehow unaware of what Lo-Fi is, it’s an abbreviation for the words, “Low Fidelity,” and it’s pretty much just instrumental hip-hop with deliberately low quality instrumentation. Some of these tracks have lyrics, most of them don’t, but they’re all fuckin’ loaftastic.

 

Anyway, yeah, some of these tracks stray a bit from the genre of Lo-Fi, which I’m sure would be bound to get some sand in some purists’ vaginas or cockholes if any purists actually listened to this. They can all lick my ass ’til it shines, for all I care. You’ll also notice a fair amount of video game themed stuff. I didn’t know that lo-fi video game music existed before I started putting together this podcast, and I’m goddamn glad I did, ‘cause it was loaf at first sight. Thanks to my roommate Josh for that zinger there.

 

And with that, I DEMAND you YOJNE your LOAFIN’ GENITALS OFF, MUTHALOAFERS!

 

 

01 Shallou - Begin (feat. Wales) (from Begin (feat. Wales)) [00:01:24]

 

02 Flughand - Mornin (from EXPEDITion Vol. 7: Moonloops) [00:05:23]

 

03 mt. fujitive - sunrise (from honshu island) [00:07:58]

 

04 Besso0, GonZealous - File Select (from “Super Mario 64”) (from File Select (from “Super Mario 64”)) [00:09:37]

 

05 Berry Weight - Equations (feat. Astrid Engberg) (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [00:13:14]

 

06 [bsd.u] - bubble tea (from late night bumps, Vol. 4) [00:17:09]

 

07 Tenno - Journey (from Journey) [00:18:52]

 

08 amphee - make eggs, throw eggs (from sunrise) [00:21:34]

 

09 Tune in with Chewie - Fi’s Theme (The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword) (from Fi’s Theme (The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)) [00:24:24]

 

10 SPEECHLESS - Shangri-La (from Shangri-La) [00:27:19]

 

11 Dale North & Mustin - Mario Bay Breeze (From “Super Mario 64”) (from More Than Mario) [00:29:41]

 

12 eevee - viola (from ep unexpected) [00:34:03]

 

13 asante, Dpat, Atu - I Know, Imani (from The Ladyfriends Collection) [00:35:27]

 

14 Tosama Beats - The Hood (from Rhode to Success) [00:37:36]

 

15 A L E X - I Miss Having Sleep Overs (from Growing Up, Vol. 1) [00:39:45]

 

16 Jaeden Camstra - wii (from Kids’ Menu) [00:42:40]

 

17 Blvk - Smash Bros (from Beat Batch #2) [00:43:49]

 

18 Funk Fiction - Aquatic Ambience (from Aquatic Ambience) [00:45:00]

 

19 DVLTVN - Klean (from Klean) [00:48:06]

 

20 Tune in with Chewie - 1 AM (Animal Crossing: City Folk) (from 1 AM (Animal Crossing: City Folk)) [00:50:38]

 

21 Idealism - Evenings (from Evenings) [00:54:13]

 

22 Mikel, GameChops - Dark World (from Zelda & Chill) [00:56:10]

 

23 ESTA. - Honey (from Soulection Presents: Promise Once More) [00:58:55]

 

24 Nujabes - Luv (sic) (from Luv(sic) Hexalogy) [01:00:46]

 

25 halberd, Dingus. - no shame in my game. (from no shame in my game.) [01:05:30]

 

26 peach tinted - Yoshinoya (from Yoshinoya) [01:06:56]

 

27 Lester Nowhere, Saito, Lé Real - Tokyo Tower Lounge (from Groove Marauders) [01:09:24]

 

28 o k h o, Saito - Fetti (from Beentrill) [01:11:54]

 

29 Berry Weight - The Lotus (feat. Astrid Engberg & ASM) (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [01:13:11]

 

30 eevee - I wonder if we’re dead (from ep seeds) [01:17:19]

 

31 Donny - Shit, I Think I Love Her (from Memories) [01:19:55]

 

32 j’san - i’m in love with u, sorry (from i’m in love with u, sorry) [01:21:15]

 

33 LWKGD - Sorry (from Sorry) [01:22:41]

 

34 Nohidea - you don’t have to cry (from Esuna) [01:26:15]

 

35 Kayou., Zaini, Cold Illuminati - Sad Boi (from Sad Boi) [01:27:51]

 

36 leon chang - unavailable (from re:treat) [01:30:34]

 

37 Berry Weight - Krakatoa (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [01:33:31]

 

38 Mikel, GameChops - Lost Woods (from Zelda & Chill) [01:37:57]

 

39 amphee - i saw a comet (from handsome tokyo boy) [01:40:29]

 

40 Nuages - Closer (from Closer) [01:42:15]

 

41 Idealism - controlla (from rainy evening ep) [01:47:15]

 

42 eli filosov [ p h i l o ] - oneofone_rwrk (from 2007) [01:48:57]

 

43 A L E X - Zeldas Lullaby (from Growing Up, Vol. 1) [01:50:22]

 

44 leon chang - lily pads (from re:treat) [01:53:14]

 

45 Besso0, GonZealous - Zora’s Domain (from “The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time”) (from Zelda Remixed: Music from “The Legend of Zelda”) [01:55:03]

 

46 DJ Cutman - Mario’s Rooftop Pool Party (from Volume IV) [01:57:50]

 

47 Cráneo, Made in M - Parler (feat. Omaure) (from Daisy) [01:59:54]

 

48 Alicks - All They Ever Wanted (from Help Me Out) [02:02:22]

 

49 SwuM, Bsdu - Swishers (from Runway) [02:07:31]

 

50 Lilac - Anata (from Answer Love) [02:09:17]

 

51 Berry Weight - Cowboys and Indians (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [02:11:28]

 

52 Jinsang - Egyptian Pools (from Meditation - EP) [02:15:27]

 

53 fragile. - late spring (from breathing room) [02:17:34]

 

54 Moose Dawa - Bravo (from Reflekt) [02:19:29]

 

55 Meister Eder - Yesterday (from Soul Gaze) [02:22:06]

 

56 Idealism - Snowfall (from Chillhop Essentials Winter 2016) [02:24:22]

 

57 Mikel, GameChops - Song of Storms (from Zelda & Chill) [02:27:12]

 

58 Kendall Miles, Somar - Light Year Love (from Light Year Love) [02:30:47]

 

59 Sugi.wa - Memories (from Chillhop Essentials Fall 2017) [02:32:42]

 

60 [bsd.u] - Memories of You (from Lighter) [02:34:31]

 

61 Idealism - Lonely (from Chillhop Raw Cuts) [02:36:06]

 

62 Berry Weight - Walking By Your Side (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [02:37:55]

 

63 j’san - Alone by Your Side (from Alone by Your Side) [02:42:38]

 

64 Wishing - Nothing. Everything (from To Forget) [02:43:58]

 

65 Idealism - a moment of silence (from hiraeth ep) [02:45:51]

 

66 GentleBeatz - Silent Thoughts (from Beatherapy, Vol. 1) [02:47:55]

 

67 Nujabes - Reflection Eternal (from Modal Soul) [02:50:39]

 

68 Berry Weight - Sky Below (feat. Astrid Engberg) (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [02:54:55]

 

69 potsu - im closing my eyes (feat. shiloh) (from im closing my eyes (feat. shiloh)) [02:58:15]

 

70 Knowmadic - imdone (from Nowhere) [03:00:11]

 

71 Harris Cole - Game over! (from Game over!) [03:01:57]