Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-11-11 (Punk as Fuck Edition Vol. 5)

What’s up, motherfuckers of the true punk and poseur persuasions?! As we all know, there really are only two types of people. Hah! Fuckin’ elitist cunts. Isn’t this fuckin’ joke of a country divisive enough as it is? Anyway, more on that in a bit. I have to humbly apologize for this coming to you later than usual. My schedule lately has been such that I’m actually getting to sleep sometime before dawn, so between working and all the other shit goin’ on in my world right now, I had to get some fuckin’ sleep. So I did, and that meant I could actually do this without being as fuckin’ exhausted as I usually am when I put this shit together for you perverts. Any-fuckin’-way, emo-fuckin’-clew to the 5th installment of the Punk as Fuck Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! So, clearly, this will be a podcast made up entirely of easy listening, pop country stadium jams, mumble rap, mind-numbing Xtian anthems and other such rambling, monotonous fuckin’ mediocrity.

 

…naaaahhhh.

 

This one is following my current trend of being pretty much entirely new tracks. Some of the tracks are long-time favorites, but most are new to both this podcast and to me. Especially this group I just discovered, the Sex Pistols. Apparently, they’re from the UK, and they’re anarchists or something. Wild, wacky shtuff. Also, I’ve got a thousand-acre fuckin’ salmon farm in Siberia I’d like to sell ya. Also also, some of these tracks might deviate from what you consider to be punk, but ya know, you’re just gonna have to put on your big boy/girl/non-binary-neon-unicorn panties and deal with it. If punk was/is ever about anything, it was/is about pushing boundaries. Pretty fuckin’ sad how it became one of the most rigidly and contentiously defined subgenres of music in history, at least as far as I know. Is punk dead? Is it not dead? That person’s a poseur! No they’re not!

 

WHO FUCKIN’ CARES, BITCH?! It’s music. Let people enjoy shit. As I’ve said countless times in the intros to these editions and others similar, if you encounter someone listening to something you consider to be a weak-ass, watered-down example of a genre that you love and know well, try expanding their fuckin’ horizons instead of heaping scorn on them. If someone’s only in it for the fashion, let them fuckin’ be. How does their vacant fuckin’ way of life affect yours? They’ll grow out of it like the fickle little cunts they are, and you’ll have your precious scene back aaaalllll to yourselves. Like I said earlier, this fuckin’ joke of a country is divisive enough without numerous subcultures duking it out amongst themselves and each other due to different instruments making different sounds in different ways, or different clothes looking different from other different clothes. It’s like a fuckin’ Nazi-esque search-and-ridicule endeavor for so-called purity in the scene. If you’re such a fucking profound authority, take it upon yourself to educate anyone you think might be receptive to it.

 

Just, ya know, don’t be a fuckin’ cock about it. It’s pretty much fuckin’ impossible to open someone’s mind if you insult them before attempting to do so. Anyway, I’m making a new edition of this series because I’ve been following politics pretty closely lately, and that fuckin’ shit always gets my blood boiling. Punk is great music for that, and same goes for hip-hop (or rap, depending on who you ask). That’s one thing I definitely appreciated about the Warped Tour festival, even though I really had a difficult time enjoying myself at the one I went to in the early 2000s.

 

All that said, fuck, let’s do this and fuckin’ yojne, eh?!

 

 

01 The Death Set - Lite The Fuse (from King Babies EP) [00:02:50]

 

02 The Exploited - (Fuck The) U.S.A. (from Totally Exploited - Best Of) [00:04:43]

 

03 Choking Victim - Fuck America (from No Gods / No Managers) [00:08:00]

 

04 Death of a Nation - The United States Of Amnesiacs (from Death of a Nation) [00:10:19]

 

05 The Clash - I’m So Bored With The U.S.A. (from The Clash) [00:14:04]

 

06 Pennywise - American Lies (from Never Gonna Die) [00:16:27]

 

07 Moral Decline - Fuck Rednecks (from America For Sale) [00:18:36]

 

08 Dead Kennedys - Triumph Of The Swill (from Bedtime For Democracy) [00:20:53]

 

09 Zero Boys - Civilization’s Dying (from Vicious Circle) [00:23:10]

 

10 Anti-Flag - Hate Conquers All (from Hate Conquers All) [00:25:06]

 

11 Ho99o9 - Hated In Amerika (from Mutant Freax) [00:27:52]

 

12 Bad Religion - Nobody Listens (from The Gray Race) [00:29:52]

 

13 Criminal Instinct - The Virus (from The Virus) [00:31:47]

 

14 Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:32:49]

 

15 NOFX - Kill All The White Man (from The Longest Line) [00:33:49]

 

16 Leftöver Crack - Nazi White Trash (from Leftover Leftover Crack) [00:36:36]

 

17 Beastie Boys - Tough Guy (Remastered 2009) (from Ill Communication (Deluxe Version/Remastered)) [00:39:43]

 

18 Gwar - Eat Steel (from This Toilet Earth) [00:40:40]

 

19 Ho99o9 - Get a Grip (from Dead Bodies in the Lake) [00:42:08]

 

20 Minutemen - Corona (from Double Nickels on the Dime) [00:42:29]

 

21 Lunachicks - Luxury Problem (from Luxury Problem) [00:44:51]

 

22 The Death Set - Can You Seen Straight? (from Michel Poiccard) [00:47:41]

 

23 El Noi del Sucre - Ni Dios Ni Amo (from A Mi Manera Vol. 2 (Leyendas de un Desconocido)) [00:50:10]

 

24 SECTION H8 - Day of the Rope (from Winter Games - Single) [00:55:17]

 

25 Dream State - Primrose (from Primrose) [00:59:21]

 

26 Lower Class Brats - Background Music (from Rather Be Hated Than Ignored) [01:03:36]

 

27 The Stooges - T.V. Eye (from Funhouse) [01:06:44]

 

28 Koffin Kats - The Way Of The Road (from Our Way & The Highway) [01:10:58]

 

29 Free - Equity Head (from Ex Tenebris) [01:13:22]

 

30 Ho99o9 - Punk Police (unknown virus 5.) (from Cyber Cop [Unauthorized MP3.]) [01:15:17]

 

31 Deviated Instinct - Rock ’n’ Roll Conformity (from Welcome To The Orgy) [01:16:44]

 

32 Dicks - Fake Bands (from 1980-1986) [01:19:02]

 

33 Paddy And The Rats - Scums Of The Seven Seas (from Tales From The Docks) [01:20:26]

 

34 The Misfits - Astro Zombies (from Walk Among Us) [01:23:12]

 

35 Bad Religion - Atheist Peace (from The Empire Strikes First) [01:25:21]

 

36 Die Toten Hosen - Wannsee (from Laune der Natur Spezialedition mit Learning English Lesson 2) [01:27:18]

 

37 Toy Dolls - Florence Is Deaf (But There’s No Need To Shout) (from A Far Out Disc) [01:30:21]

 

38 The Death Set - I Like The Wrong Way (from Michel Poiccard) [01:32:55]

 

39 Operation Ivy - Knowledge (from Operation Ivy) [01:33:40]

 

40 The Distillers - Bullet And The Bullseye (from Sing Sing Death House) [01:35:20]

 

41 D.I. - Richard Hung Himself (from Team Goon) [01:36:32]

 

42 Minor Threat - Minor Threat (from Complete Discography) [01:40:16]

 

43 Lastkaj 14 - Börja om (from Becksvart) [01:41:42]

 

44 Funeral Chic - Jump (from Superstition) [01:44:20]

 

45 MDC - Business On Parade (from Millions of Dead Cops / More Dead Cops) [01:45:42]

 

46 The Death Set - A Problem Is A Problem It Don’t Matter Where You From (from Michel Poiccard) [01:47:06]

 

47 Kaos Urbano - Héroe Solitario (from Más Vivos Que Muertos) [01:49:19]

 

48 Riskee & The Ridicule - Accelerate (from Body Bag Your Scene) [01:52:10]

 

49 Dead Boys - Sonic Reducer (from Young, Loud and Snotty) [01:55:56]

 

50 Germs - Lexicon Devil (from GI) [01:58:59]

 

51 Ho99o9 - Sub-Zer0 (from United States of Ho99o9) [02:00:39]

 

52 Stiff Little Fingers - Suspect Device (Single Version) (from All The Best) [02:02:50]

 

53 Reagan Youth - Degenerated (May 1983) (from The Complete Youth Anthems For The New Order) [02:05:30]

 

54 L7 - Fast And Frightening (from Smell The Magic) [02:07:45]

 

55 The Adicts - Chinese Takeaway (from Sound of Music) [02:10:15]

 

56 Mimikry - Alla vill till himmelen men ingen vill dö (feat. Martin Westerstrand) (from Grit) [02:12:50]

 

57 Leftöver Crack - Muppet Namblin’ (w/ The Distillers) (from Leftover Leftover Crack) [02:15:42]

 

58 Les Sales Majestés - Sois pauvre et tais toi ! (from Sois pauvre et tais toi!) [02:16:43]

 

59 OVER ARM THROW - Lamplight (from Songs -what I sing when a war resounds this-) [02:19:48]

 

60 Smokey Bastard - Eden Holme - Pt. 1 (from Tales from the Wasteland) [02:23:19]

 

61 Driller Killer - From Out of Nowhere (from Total Fuckin’ Brutalized) [02:26:52]

 

62 S.M.N. - I MADE YOU BLACK (from BAD HOP) [02:29:06]

 

63 Rotting Out - Reaper (from Reaper) [02:31:18]

 

64 The Distillers - Oh Serena (from The Distillers) [02:32:56]

 

65 Circle Jerks - Live Fast Die Young (from Group Sex) [02:35:28]

 

66 Stellar Corpses - Leave A Stellar Corpse (from Respect The Dead) [02:36:58]

 

67 Hands Of God - No Mercy (from Blueprint for Self Destruction) [02:39:25]

 

68 Fear - I Don’t Care About You (from The Record) [02:42:50]

 

69 Hüsker Dü - Don’t Want to Know If You Are Lonely (from Candy Apple Grey) [02:44:33]

 

70 Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant (from Never Mind The Bollocks, Here’s The Sex Pistols) [02:47:55]

 

71 The Stooges - Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (Bowie Mix) (from Raw Power (Legacy Edition)) [02:51:09]

 

72 Toxic Holocaust - The Liars Are Burning (from Conjure and Command) [02:55:52]

 

73 Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn’t’ve?) - 1996 (from Love Bites (Special Edition)) [02:58:43]

 

74 Lunachicks - Hope To Die (from Luxury Problem) [03:01:19]

 

75 Templeton Pek - The Aftermath (from Watching the World Come Undone) [03:05:19]

 

76 Bad Brains - Sailin’ On (from Bad Brains) [03:09:22]

 

77 The Living End - Roll On (from Roll On) [03:11:17]

 

78 Zero Boys - New Generation (from Vicious Circle) [03:14:22]

 

79 Stray From The Path - The First Will Be Last (from The First Will Be Last) [03:15:58]