Whipsgiving Dinner

Episode 104: Whipsgiving Dinner

FIRST COURSE:

            * Nutty Rugby (Sound)Bytes: A generous cutting of a lightly-sauced British fowl,                           prepared a la Youtube, topped with a light metaphorical horse-based dressing.

            * Scientific Flush of the Day: Un Bol de Marée Basse. Spicy croquettes of news                               de toilette, served chilled in a glazed porcelain bowl with a dash of eau fraiche.

SECOND COURSE:

            * Entrée Macabre: Les Dents Volée. Blackened heart served with a side of filched                           choppers and pulled crâne humain. Served sans consequences.

            * Réel ou Merde: Game bird, butchered tableside, offered with a range of options and                     cooked to order. 

SMALL DISHES:

            * Greens in Pork Gravy

            * Chicken Diablo

            * Firecracker Dills

            * Florida Donut Holes

            * Skewered Incels (2)

            * Angel’s Food Tacos

 *Consuming raw or half-baked news podcasts may increase your risk of THE WHIPAROUND!*

 LINKS:

Outrage as asylum seeker enters Australia after botched penis enlargement

 

Straight Pride attracts a crowd of 2

 

Man accused of threatening police with candlestick in church

 

Suspected bomb in Vienna was in fact a sex toy

 

Bundles of cash keep turning up in English village

'The ducks have won': French court says they may keep on quacking

 

New slippery toilet coating 'stops poo sticking'

 

Florida man had meth 'wedged deep within' belly button, cops say

 

Man who strangled sister to death believed his chicken dinner was possessed by Satan

 

How Howard Carter Almost Missed Finding King Tut's Tomb

 

Teeth Thief Hits Composers' Graves

 

Arizona Man Narrowly Avoids Shooting: 'A Taco Saved My Life'

TAGS: Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, toilets, bathrooms, rugby, Tutankhamun, graverobbing, trivia, corpses

 

**Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com**

***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**