I’ll Have the Canadian Massacre, Please

Episode 123: I’ll Have the Canadian Massacre, Please

           Welcome to another week of weird news amidst a week of hideous news! Come, let us wrap you in our audio-only arms and nuzzle you to mental health with some of the strangest NON-VIRAL-BASED noteworthy happenings. What sorta noteworthy oddities await inside, you ask? How about…

            Some TRAINWRECK HEADLINES! Spot Phil’s fake lead and win the day! Play along as Shaun attempts to separate the HUH!? from the NUH!

            Shaun’s Cabinet of the Macabre, and THIS week it’s about one of the rarest cuts of prime bizarre around: a CANADIAN massacre! Meth, motorcycles, and the morbidly obese combine to make this one for the record books, folks!

            The good doctor, as ever, brings us more SCIENCE! You’ve gotta hear to believe what Phil’s got to say about the wild world of…water balloons? Welp!

            And, of course, we’ve got a blazing-fast round of THREE FOR THE ROAD to bring you up to speed on more of the very odd-balliest current events from around this nigh-inscrutable world we’re all hiding from!

            Toilet paper, schmoilet paper, we ALWAYS feel clean and fresh around here, and it’s all thanks to…THE WHIPAROUND!

 LINKS:

Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Page: The Magician’s Assistant!

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Maine sheriff investigating claim that armed men cut down tree to force neighbor's quarantine

 

www.ThisPersonDoesNotExist.com

 Controversial "Class of Life" Has Primary School Children Eating Fish They Helped Raise

 

World leaders' posts deleted over false virus info

 

Coronavirus leads some Brazil gangs to impose curfews, report says

 

The Bandidos massacre: An 'execution assembly line' wiped out the Toronto biker gang 10 years ago

 

Blowing a hair dryer up your nose won’t kill coranavirus, despite what a Florida commissioner said

 

Shots fired at Pa. Sheetz after man coughs, doesn’t cover mouth amid coronavirus epidemic: report

 

Busch is giving 3 months' worth of beer to people who adopt or foster a dog during coronavirus crisis

 

Downtown Charleston restaurant new to delivery accused of charging $18 for $2 frozen pizza

 

Stop sending memes, Russian telecoms firm pleads

 

 

TAGS: Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, massacre, crime, Canada, balloons, physics, membranes

 **Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com**

***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**