“I’m Cuckoo for Penguin Sh!t”

Episode 129: “I’m Cuckoo for Penguin Sh!t”

Oh, it’s a wild one this week, Citizens! I mean, OUT OF THE GATE, we’ve got a heaping handful of Citizen Shoutouts, a head-scratching blast of Trainwreck Headlines (Shaun still doesn’t know what Phil’s little “secret” is with all his fake stories, do YOU?), and some Jersey trash-talk by North Jersey’s own Dr. Phil LaPorta!

If you make it past that, you’ll find yourself in Shaun’s Cabinet of the Macabre, in which our Reaper of All Things Wretched takes us back to 16th Century Mexico for the FIRST of TWO parts all about a horrifying massacre pitting Conquistadors against Aztecs! We’ve got rivers of blood and more fancy feathers than Phil can possibly handle. Or be remotely comfortable with.

Then, it’s off the frigid wastes of the South Pole with SCIENCE! Phil knows something…something AWFUL and oddly WONDERFUL about penguins, see. Specifically, about penguin GUANO, and, well…the episode’s title is about as clear a clue as you’re going to want. Suffice it to say, penguins are killing the planet. Kinda. Sorta. With poop. Ahem! Moving on!

We’ve also got a brand new imbecilic COVIDIOT of the week, and a breathless blast of oddball headlines in everyone’s favorite rush-job, Three for the Road!

With all that content, it’s no wonder that choosy moms choose…THE WHIPAROUND!

 

LINKS:

Our Webmistress’s Amazing Etsy Shop: The Magician’s Assistant!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/magiciansassistant/

https://twitter.com/WFLA/status/1259867354206535681

Dungeons & Dragons Gets a My Little Pony Crossover

Mystery as 60 peculiar cubes with inscriptions pulled from Cov river

Antarctic Penguins Poop Out So Much Laughing Gas, It Has a Funny Effect on Researchers

Chennai-Based Ayurvedic Pharmacist Dies After Drinking Formula He Prepared to ‘Cure’ Coronavirus

Mother sends son to buy groceries, he returns with wife

Unexpected twist after ‘dead body’ on highway sparks police investigation

Saber-toothed anchovies roamed the oceans 45 million years ago

This non-binary dominatrix is virtually humiliating clients on Animal Crossing and accepting bells as payment

Overloaded Ventilator Bursts Into Flames and Kills Five Coronavirus Patients: Russian Media

Five-year-old stopped on U.S. highway wanted to buy Lamborghini, police say

Peacock problems: Brandon neighborhood overrun with loud, messy flock of birds

French serial-killer 'expert' admits he made up his experience — even the murder of his nonexistent wife

When the Spanish Conquistadors Massacred Unarmed Aztec Leaders

 

 

TAGS: Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, Aztecs, Montezuma, massacre, penguins, climate, guano

 

**Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com**

***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**