The Attack of the Flatulent Australian Cows!

            Oh, it’s an especially funny one this week, Citizens, glad you could make it! Listen: Shaun found a story that…well, let’s call it Macabre ADJACENT. And it’s got everything a body needs for a thrilling near-death bedroom escapade: accents, undies, masks, machetes, the works! Hear just what it takes to get from Outback kink to outright calamity in the latest Cabinet of the Macabre!

 

            Thankfully, our resident PhD in Physics follows this all up with a mature and steady SCIENCE!, in which we somehow end up hip deep in cow farts, laser-combs, and maybe, just maybe, a way to wind back the clock on our impending climate-based ruin as a species. And did I mention farts? So many farts. SCIENCE!

 

            And NOT TO WORRY! We also have a new game exploring a bizarre bit of Big City health advice, a fresh COVIDIOT of the week, and the kind of Three for the Road that leaves us positively breathless! Let’s go, folks, time is a wastin’!

 

            ‘Round, round, get around, it’s THE WHIPAROUND!

 

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**Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com**

***Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music. Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at http://www.danosongs.com**