This episode, as always, is brought to you by the law offices of E. Jason Blankenship, who may be socially distanced from the courthouse but is still taking on clients. You can find his new website here.
SEGMENT ONE: RECURRING GUESTS! ALSO, FEELINGSBALL
Please join me in welcoming Connor Southard and Dan [REDACTED] aka “Thicc Stuaskas” as regular guests of the program. We lay out the podcast’s ethos: we’re going to enjoy this. Joe Milton emits extremely good vibes, as does the team in general.
SEGMENT TWO: LISTENER MAILBAG
Mel Tucker’s rivalry week bind. Any complaints about the offense? Bueller? How does the running backs room shake out? Yes, an incompletion was among the highlights of the night. More Milton hype. Not-so-rapidly firing several more questions, including our thoughts on Northwestern’s Big Ten West chances.
SEGMENT THREE: DAN’S RCMB SPECTACULARR
With bonus dramatic reading.
SEGMENT FOUR: BIG TEN WEEK TWO PICKS
For fans and degenerates alike.
Songs:
- “I Found a New Way” — Twin Peaks
- “Funky Stuff” — Jiro Inagaki and His Soul Media
- “The Cool Change” — Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever
“Do not post on there because I do not want to interrupt that delicate ecosystem.”
